Thou shalt not disrespect subspacekisser1

EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU

I HOPE YOU GET METAL POISONING FROM THIS.

why horns

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “WHY HORNS”?

WE HAVE TWO QUESTIONS. FIRST, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUR CREATOR? - BIOGRAFT-Z273 "SPARK"

AND WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON . . . CATS? - BIOGRAFT-E106 "SIL"

CREATOR? SUBSPACE IS ALRIGHT. HE’S THW REASON WE EXIST, AFTER ALL. HE ALSO REPAIRS US WHEN WE ARE DAMAGED, SO THAT’S GOOD. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HIS ENJOYMENT FOR KILLING PEOPLE SLOWLY, THOUGH. IT IS HIGHLY INEFFICIENT.

AS FOR CATS? I WOULD LIKE TO PET THEM, BUT THEY ALWAYS RUN FROM ME. POSSIBLY DUE TO THE FACT THAT I AM NOT AN ORGANIC LIFEFORM.

EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU EATS YOU

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACHIEVE BY CONSUMING A ROBOT? METAL POISONING?

WHAT IN BLACKROCK IS THAT.

Hey Biograft! Can Biografts explode? Asking for a friend! Thankies! ^^ - bomber anon

US BIOGRAFTS CAN EXPLODE IF WE OVERHEAT, SUCH AS WHEN USING OUR PHINISHER. I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY SUBSPACE NEVER THOUGHT TO MAKE OUR INTERNAL HARDWARE HEAT-RESISTANT BECAUSE OF THIS.

bap bap

BAP.

Do you have any favorite song?

I ENJOY WHAT MY CREATOR ENJOYS.

😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐😮😐

…WHAT.

Haii haii Biograft!! its been a long time, how are you?? ^-^

I AM FINE, THANK YOU.

hmm I wonder what kinds of code and circuit are in one biograft? and the many doodads and whatchamacallits!

(＾3＾♪

DO NOT TRY TO DISASSEMBLE ME.

FREE BUX! NOT A 55.4 YOTTABYTE .ZIP BOMB!

FREE BUX? CREATOR NEEDS THE FUNDS.

[Biograft opens the file and crashes from a 55.4 yottabyte zip bomb.]

cat

CAT.

…

MEET YOUR DEMISE!!!

stROP PESTERING ME FOR THE FUCKEN 'PITBULL' TITLE YOU HAVE TO E A R N IT.

-from, traffic ( @coneindajunkyard )

YOU’RE GOING TO BE THE ONE I EXECUTE IF YOU DON’T HAND IT OVER, YOU GEARLESS SOUL.

OH, NOW YOU’VE DONE IT.

WHATEVER ABOMINATION YOU CARRY AROUND ON YOUR BACK LOOKS LIKE IF A SET OF BAGPIPES AND A JUNKYARD DECIDED TO HAVE A MUTILATED CHILD. YOU WEAR A TRAFFIC CONE FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON THEY EXIST. TO TELL OTHERS THAT YOU ARE A HAZARD TO SOCIETY AND WHOEVER YOU TALK TO. YOUR HIGH ASS SITS AT A SLAB OF CONCRETE PROVIDING USELESS TITLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE. OH, TOO BROKE? YOU DO THAT TO MAKE A LIVING? WELL, MAYBE YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T HAVE SPENT ALL THAT MONEY ON WEED, YOU MENACE TO SOCIETY.

stROP PESTERING ME FOR THE FUCKEN 'PITBULL' TITLE YOU HAVE TO E A R N IT.

-from, traffic ( @coneindajunkyard )

YOU’RE GOING TO BE THE ONE I EXECUTE IF YOU DON’T HAND IT OVER, YOU GEARLESS SOUL.

I dont know if I've asked this before but can I hug you

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO ACHIEVE BY HUGGING A ROBOT. BUT SURE.

yo robot, can you take over my job at sling’s cafe for a while? i keep burning the water.

HOW DO YOU EVEN BURN WATER? NEVERMIND, I WILL NOT QUESTION IT. IN THE MEANTIME, READ THIS.

[Biograft hands you a book. The cover reads “Cooking For Beginners”.]