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blackpaladinyuuri · 4 years
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Can't believe that Castiel went to super hell so that Victor Nikiforov could come back
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blackpaladinyuuri · 4 years
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Hello! I have been following your movie for the past few hours, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have any of the Artemis Fowl characters in your film. They are my comfort characters and seeing them in an enviroment not meant for them brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have them in boxes and ready to relinquish them to someone who will treasure them like they deserve.
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blackpaladinyuuri · 4 years
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The holy trinity of terrible movie adaptions
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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legendary
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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Some of you have never multishipped before and it shows
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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that raw self-examination wherein you realize that part of the reason Good Omens has so thoroughly reclaimed your soul is how desperately, how deeply, how viscerally you have needed - how for such a long, long time, you have needed - a story with a happy ending
no strings attached, no bittersweet victories, no happiness tempered by loss or uncertainty or ephemerality or complications or ‘realism’
just a story where people love each other and do, actually, get to live happily ever after
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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Ppl: 007 IS SUPPOSED TO DRIVE FAST CARS AND FUCK WOMEN Me: And 007 can STILL do BOTH those things, that hasn’t changed…. Ppl:
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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“When I was 26, I went to Indonesia and the Philippines to do research for my first book, No Logo. I had a simple goal: to meet the workers making the clothes and electronics that my friends and I purchased. And I did. I spent evenings on concrete floors in squalid dorm rooms where teenage girls—sweet and giggly—spent their scarce nonworking hours. Eight or even 10 to a room. They told me stories about not being able to leave their machines to pee. About bosses who hit. About not having enough money to buy dried fish to go with their rice.
They knew they were being badly exploited—that the garments they were making were being sold for more than they would make in a month. One 17-year-old said to me: “We make computers, but we don’t know how to use them.”
So one thing I found slightly jarring was that some of these same workers wore clothing festooned with knockoff trademarks of the very multinationals that were responsible for these conditions: Disney characters or Nike check marks. At one point, I asked a local labor organizer about this. Wasn’t it strange—a contradiction?
It took a very long time for him to understand the question. When he finally did, he looked at me like I was nuts. You see, for him and his colleagues, individual consumption wasn’t considered to be in the realm of politics at all. Power rested not in what you did as one person, but what you did as many people, as one part of a large, organized, and focused movement. For him, this meant organizing workers to go on strike for better conditions, and eventually it meant winning the right to unionize. What you ate for lunch or happened to be wearing was of absolutely no concern whatsoever.
This was striking to me, because it was the mirror opposite of my culture back home in Canada. Where I came from, you expressed your political beliefs—firstly and very often lastly—through personal lifestyle choices. By loudly proclaiming your vegetarianism. By shopping fair trade and local and boycotting big, evil brands.
These very different understandings of social change came up again and again a couple of years later, once my book came out. I would give talks about the need for international protections for the right to unionize. About the need to change our global trading system so it didn’t encourage a race to the bottom. And yet at the end of those talks, the first question from the audience was: “What kind of sneakers are OK to buy?” “What brands are ethical?” “Where do you buy your clothes?” “What can I do, as an individual, to change the world?”
Fifteen years after I published No Logo, I still find myself facing very similar questions. These days, I give talks about how the same economic model that superpowered multinationals to seek out cheap labor in Indonesia and China also supercharged global greenhouse-gas emissions. And, invariably, the hand goes up: “Tell me what I can do as an individual.” Or maybe “as a business owner.”
The hard truth is that the answer to the question “What can I, as an individual, do to stop climate change?” is: nothing. You can’t do anything. In fact, the very idea that we—as atomized individuals, even lots of atomized individuals—could play a significant part in stabilizing the planet’s climate system, or changing the global economy, is objectively nuts. We can only meet this tremendous challenge together. As part of a massive and organized global movement.
The irony is that people with relatively little power tend to understand this far better than those with a great deal more power. The workers I met in Indonesia and the Philippines knew all too well that governments and corporations did not value their voice or even their lives as individuals. And because of this, they were driven to act not only together, but to act on a rather large political canvas. To try to change the policies in factories that employ thousands of workers, or in export zones that employ tens of thousands. Or the labor laws in an entire country of millions. Their sense of individual powerlessness pushed them to be politically ambitious, to demand structural changes.
In contrast, here in wealthy countries, we are told how powerful we are as individuals all the time. As consumers. Even individual activists. And the result is that, despite our power and privilege, we often end up acting on canvases that are unnecessarily small—the canvas of our own lifestyle, or maybe our neighborhood or town. Meanwhile, we abandon the structural changes—the policy and legal work— to others.”
- Naomi Klein
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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while I wholeheartedly agree that Crowley and Aziraphale are both moron4moron, I couldn’t stop thinking about this.
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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50 Meet Cutes
You had an assigned seat next to them at a wedding for a mutual friend.
You accidentally sprayed them with yogurt when you opened the lid the wrong way.
Studying at the same table in the library, you see they are pulling the same study resources as you.
They mistook your bowling ball for theirs in the shared ball return.
They caught you when you slipped on ice and nearly fell over.
Accidentally stepping on their heel in a crowded room.
You both do the side-to-side dance when you try to pass them in the grocery store aisle.
Humming a song and having them begin to hum with you without thinking.
Tripping while getting into your seat in the theater and spilling your popcorn on them.
You matched with them in an online chat roulette room.
Both of you wore the same ugly Christmas sweater to a party.
You kick a ball and your shoe flies off, hitting them in the back of the head.
Accidentally opening a door on their face.
They cover the small amount of change you are short on for a purchase.
You both go to the counter, having the same type of coffee called for pick-up.
Riding together up the ski lift.
They pull you out of the way from the busy bike path.
They see your ice cream drop to the ground and buy you a new one.
You see your favorite book on their desk during class and ask them about it afterwards.
You walk out of a dressing room asking if the outfit suits you, but it’s not your friend waiting outside the room like you thought.
Almost spilling a drink because you met their eyes and got distracted thinking how cute they are.
Getting paired up in a line dance.
Happening to sit next to each other on a park bench, reading the same book.
Being paired up at a beginners ballroom dancing class.
Sharing an umbrella at a bus stop as it snows.
They get your attention and return your phone that fell out of your pocket.
You help catch their dog when the leash slips from their hand.
They ask you to pretend to be their date at a bar to prevent an ex from talking to them.
You help pull a loose thread off the back of their shirt.
Meeting their gaze after throwing a coin in a wishing fountain.
Sitting next to each other at a very boring meeting and bonding over your shared lack of attention.
You wear matching masks at a masquerade party.
Holding the elevator for them and getting off on the same floor.
Bumping into each other while trying to pass through a doorway.
They jump into your car breathless and tell you to keep driving.
You throw a snowball at a friend but miss and hit them instead.
The two of you wear costumes from the same fandom at a costume party.
You help a lost child find their parent together.
Walking into the incorrect bathroom and meeting eyes with them before quickly realizing the mistake.
You help catch their hat as it flies away in the wind.
The person sitting next to you on the train is wearing clothes that match your lucky colors from your fortune that morning in the paper.
They knock on your apartment door instead of your neighbor’s.
You both reach for the last umbrella in the store on a rainy day.
You fix your hair in the reflection of a window to see them smiling at you through it.
You get scared by them in a corn maze and lash out and hit them, quickly followed by apologizes.
You reach for the same bouquet in a flower shop.
Texting the incorrect number but continuing the conversation.
Sitting next to each other at a sushi bar and sharing a roll.
You both reach for the final donut in the case at a bakery.
Getting paired up on an amusement park that requires even numbered riders.
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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Writing Prompts
Because, why not? It’s fun to do writing prompts. 
Pick and choose which ever you want. Can choose multiple for one or more prompts. 
Specify Character/OC/ship/OTP and which parts and numbers. Like this;
Fred x Buddy - Au 3 - situation 13 - Sentence 4.
Feel free to reblog this. 
AUs -
Street racing au
Flower shop & Tattoo shop au
Pirate au
General modern au
Roadtrip au
College/university au
Dancing au
Mythical au
Soulmate au
Supernatural au
Nerd x Football player au
Mythology au
Demon x Angel au
Alpha/Beta/Omega au
Band au
Stranded on an Island au/Stranded au
Viking au
Futuristic au
Long distance relationship au
Neighbours au
Situations-
Standing outside in the rain.
Dancing in the rain.
A movie marathon at home.
A sunny morning cuddling in bed.
A rainy morning cuddling in bed.
At a party at someone’s house.
Going on a long drive somewhere.
Going camping with friends, they meet for the first time.
Playing a game together.
Going to an amusement park.
Going on a mountain hike together. 
Going to meet the other partner’s family.
Going on an adventure together.
A fun day on a snowy day. 
Staying in a cave overnight due to a storm.
Sentences -
“I never expected to meet you here.”
“You look breath taking…”
“I love you so much it almost hurts.”
“I… think I love you.”
“You’re just too damn cute!”
“If we weren’t here, I’d marry you already, babe.”
“You’re too distracting with your handsome face and… your… everything!”
“You’re sexy and you damn well know it, or else you wouldn’t be wearing that.”
“I’ll never forget you. Not even after this life is over!”
“Let’s be clumsy and fall in love!”
“Please stop making me fall in love with you! I swear, everytime I see your beautiful face, I fall all over again.”
“You are the love of my life. There’s no way I’m leaving now.”
“I chose you. I’ll always choose you, no matter who comes in the way. There’s no one else.”
“I won, because of you. I won, because I have you by my side, cheering me on and driving me.”
“If letting you go is the only choice I have, I will. Because I love you.”
“No matter if you push me away or ditch me for someone else, I’ll always love you! I’ll love you, even from a distance.”
“I’ve gone through some real shit in my life, but… you make my present and future seem so much more brighter.”
“I… I want to be happy with you. Now and in the future….”
“Please… Be mine. Let me be yours. Be the love of my life.”
“You never fail to make my heart beat even stronger for you… Here, do you feel it? It beats only for you.”
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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trope prompts
because who are we kidding? we love overused fanfic trends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sharing a bed
coffee shop AU
tattoo parlor/floral shop AU
friends to lovers
enemies to lovers
soulmates
hanahaki disease
pirate/navy captain
futurefic
aged up characters
aged down characters
love triangle
too many misunderstandings
weddingfic
shameless smut
plotless fluff
royalty AU
Hogwarts AU
amnesia
fake-dating
pining
vampire/werewolf AU
wingfic
rained/snowed in
sharing a table at a crowded shop
zombie apocalypse AU
magic/fantasy AU
CEO/assistant
bartender/convenience store worker
neighbors/roommates
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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Aizawa: to get over your fears i want you all to come to class tomorrow with something that represents what scares you
[the next day everyone shows up with pictures of Bakugou]
Bakugou: [ripping up his picture of a spider] alRIGHT ASSHOLES SQUARE THE FUcK UP
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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bruh i don’t even ship bkdk but some of y’all krbk shippers really stay calling bakugou “”””“abusive””” but ship him with kiri, who you supposedly stan?? says a lot about the way you see both kiri and bakugou (as an uwu soft boi who’s willing to submit himself to an unhealthy relationship and an irredeemable abuser, respectively) and the way you see deku, todoroki, ochaco, etc (as people who can’t stand up for themselves and don’t know how to make levelheaded decisions regarding romance)
obviously this doesn’t apply to all krbk shippers
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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STOP SHIP WARS 2k19
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blackpaladinyuuri · 5 years
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I just watched Pacific Rim and I am SO, SO, SO angry with my friend who suggested we watch it because I can physically FEEL myself getting pulled into the fandom. I feel it. I know I’m going to spend the next 4 hours on the Pacific Rim tag (here on tumblr, and on ao3), and I fear for myself.
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