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"I know what happened. Edward left you."
CON O'NEILL as Izzy Hands & RHYS DARBY as Stede Bonnet in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.07
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Our Flag Means Death 2x4 | Running into your ex at the antique store
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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Another commercial I would produce as an advertising executive:
A husband and wife eat a bland dinner together in a dimly-lit kitchen. They don't speak or look at each other. The meal: a pathetic Salisbury steak.
Cut to their bedroom at night. The wife lays sleeping in the bed while in the background the husband is putting on her dress, pantyhose, pearl necklace, heels, makeup, and a wig. When he's done he quietly leaves the room. The wife opens her eyes as soon as she's sure he's gone.
Now we're in a seedy dive bar. A small crowd of mustachioed men wearing leather jackets, black boots, and sunglasses sip beers and puff cigarettes while the "show" unfolds. Camera pans down, then pans to the side. Between the black boots we see the husband on his hands and knees, greedily eating a Chipotle Chorizo Burrito Bowl with Cilantro Lime Rice from a plastic dog bowl on the floor. His makeup is ruined, face smeared with sour cream and hot sauce.
A man steps forward. The husband looks up, and his expression changes to that of a deer in the headlights. Cut to reveal that the "man" standing before the husband is none other than his wife, in elaborate drag as a Tom of Finland biker, false mustache and officer cap and all. She smiles warmly, and nods. The husband smiles too, and resumes his meal.
Chipotle: Own Your Fantasy
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joel fry as frenchie in our flag means death season one
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"Farewell, old chum"
CON O'NEILL as Izzy Hands & TAIKA WAITITI as Blackbeard in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) 2.01 / 2.02
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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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‘phantom pains’, caitlin conlon // ‘what i could never confess without some bravado’, emily palermo // ‘i will’, mitski // ‘a self-portrait in letters’, anne sexton // ‘desperation sits heavy on my tongue’, @/tullipsink // ‘hunger makes me’, jess zimmerman // ‘coffee and cigarettes’, sade andria zabala
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i kinda wanna make a "what house are you" quiz where the answers are like "haunted house" "burning house" "waterlogged house" etc would anyone aside from @monstermarcie be into that
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Rotating a Steddyhands scenario in my mind where a rapt Ed hornily murmurs this is happening as Stede and Izzy's bickering becomes ever more undeniably flirtatious. Maybe it's even affectionate. Stede and Izzy are, of course, completely clueless, but Ed is delighted.
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Okay but, the way Jim says “Nope” when Ed asks them if they think the vibe on the ship is poisonous. The resignation, the exhaustion, the barely concealed fury. The knowledge that they’re being manipulated and that there’s nothing they can do about it. The recognition that Ed’s gone from being troubled to just being a fucking bully. The unwavering eye contact and the way they position themself slightly in front of Archie. So much character packed into one tiny syllable. Vico Ortiz you are ruining my life.
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everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him
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"What We Are Born Into", a series of writings about sibling relationships. (Part 1/3)
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