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signed, in love and death and beauty and silence,
kait ☠️ [27 | she/her | queer | tumblr veteran]
silly gay pirates brought me back here. liable to post WWDITS, SPN, MCR, and other random stuff occasionally.
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
#strawberry#watermelon#and this one is gonna be controversial.....cantaloupe melon#i will never understand the cantaloupe hate#have you ever had a ripe cantaloupe???? they're SO sweet and juicy!!!!#and if you put a tiny sprinkle of salt? hello??????
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Hopefully how we find them a few years down the line 💖
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still thinking about Stede's faggy little cape.
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#i have to get this out in the physical realm somewhere but i also don't want to talk to my friends or family about it but#i've been struggling in my relationship with my sexuality for the past few months and it hurts#i'm not sure i'm with the right person but the thought of that alone is scary to me#but i just feel like a huge part of my identity is missing and it makes me feel invisible#and i see all my queer friends being so validated and happy and themselves and i am so so happy for them but i feel like a ghost#now i feel like maybe i repressed myself without ever realizing it and that scares me too#I'm scared of going my whole life unfulfilled and feeling like i settled by making the wrong choice#i have never felt like i couldn't be myself but now it almost feels like i stifled myself unintentionally due to trauma and anxiety etc#i don't even know what to do so i just ruminate over this constantly now and feel awful and depressed#it's hard to even participate in my community the way i always have tried because i feel like i'm betraying myself or something#just bi/pan girly things i guess.....
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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH
Ed and Stede in 2x08 Mermen
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i want us all to think back at our s2 predictions for just how insufferable and horny ed and stede were going to be this season and consider that NOBODY saw ZADDY coming
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not now kitten zaddy is planning our escape from the republic of pirates
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i wholeheartedly believe the reason “i just got back together with my boyfriend” never made it to the final show is that taika couldnt be normal in one single solitary take
#honestly good for him nailing that characterization because ed wouldn't be able to be normal either
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i wholeheartedly believe that taika heard nathan say ✨zaddy✨ and thought it was so funny that he had to slip it into a take somewhere. like i bet he was itching for WEEKS to get that in the show. you can tell it had just been hiding in his pocket that whole time.
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Ed: this plan to escape the Republic of Pirates sounds like a complete suicide mission
Stede: don't worry kitten
Ed: okay ❤️ yay!! ❤️
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see if samba had said "and taika did a take where Ed calls Stede zaddy" I'd have laughed and gone "my best friend samba he's such a scamp" I WOULD NOT HAVE BELIEVED THIS IF HE DIDNT HAVE IT ON VIDEO
#tbh i would have fully believed it because taika is just like this#but my little parasocial heart is so much happier having viewed video evidence
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ZADDY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!
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i am haunted every single day by the fact that Ed and Stede were going to dance during Calypso's bday party until they got interrupted
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whats great about the internet is that you can just ignore people who are fucking stupid and not waste your time on them, i say, white knuckling the sink and staring into the mirror
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