"belt loops are there to support the belt" that is not true they're there so it's easier for me to pull down your dad's pants before I suck him dry

Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

hey . are you using that boy for anything or can i borrow it

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

shoutout to offputting autistic people

It's always so disappointing when sci fi and fantasy books call their languages "Basic" or "Common". No language is apolitical or universal: if they're all calling one language Basic, who made it that way? Why is THIS dialect "Common" and all the others are Special/Magical/Incomprehensible??? Show me even a hint of the politics, or give your language a real name

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Guy who says “it’s my first time” before getting stabbed

via gracespelman

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape