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Witty Little Knitter
Thirty-ish. Something in a library. ♥s British & Irish Comedy, British detectives, German detectives, Austrian detectives, books, yarn. AO3.
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dracula daily for the franklin expedition where on may 28th you get an email with the first message from the victory point note and then a year later you get a second email letting you know sir john has died. and then that’s it
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"Ich mag deine Füßfuddeln."
"Danke, die hab ich von Frank-Walter Steinmeier geklaut."
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Twitter AU!Laurence writes incredibly informative and improbably clear work emails but unfortunately his life events make them all sound like that one “against my best wishes I have been shot” professor email meme at least 60% of the time:
From: William Laurence, [email protected]
To: Temeraire Flight Crew
7 minutes ago
Hello all,
Unfortunately, I have to reschedule the training exercises, and I will have to take leave on Thursday. Against my best wishes, I have been shot in a duel and am being treated in the ER. Temeraire also has the plague, and the court date for my high treason trial is set for Friday. Admin hours are still 11-12 on Mon/Wed, with your first lieutenant. If I am not hanged, the exercise will be moved to Monday of next week. Keep reviewing the maneuvers, and remember to maintain your harnesses.
Respectfully,
W. Laurence
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ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner ich hasse christian lindner
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Finding someone that understands The Character™ the same way you do
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best part of the writing process: dishes and vacuuming
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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove
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It was written by my friend.
SHŌGUN (2024)
Chapter Ten: A Dream of a Dream
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“So I sent a woman to do what an army never could.”
Shōgun (2024) | E10 | Dir. Frederick E.O. Toye
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
#magical veggie drawer#the others are cool but I have too much stuff go bad because I don't eat it fast enough#they just don't come in single friendly sizes
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I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ???
This has to be fake.
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SHOGUN — 1x01: "Anjin" | 1x10: "A Dream of a Dream
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~"Flowers are only flowers because they fall..."
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