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Mermaid boys

I'm an ordained minister of the Lutheran Church so I can officiate weddings and, more importantly, funerals. But I'm pagan and I don't believe in Christianity or its heaven or hell, so when I officiate funerals (bugs and small animals, I haven't made it to the big time yet) I'm just banishing their spirits into the Danny phantom ghost zone.

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Today's Seal Is: Sniffing All Over That Shit!!!

Well apparently RDR2’s dev didn’t work on the game enough

amen brother…

A break

nategaar is so underrated and i mean like, as a ship or friends i think their dynamic fucks hard. they’re friends but they’re quiet. it’s not a relationship that will bring drama to their lives (like nathan and pickles or skwisgaar and toki can be respectively). their friendship is understated. they’re extremely compatible as stoic and awkward musicians with perfectionist tendencies. they can understand each other. they’re the tallest people in the band and were at the top of the dethvanity chart. they rarely if ever get mad at each other. they stuck together even when dethklok broke up, proving they value each other’s both musical contributions and company. they’re great.

Sent a strongly worded email to Tumblr about them considering removing Palestine from the top tags. We'll see if my account gets nuked or not.