you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.
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after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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I’m in love with this gif. The way the cat is tucked in and kneads the air. How they immediately reaches for the teddy bear. How it’s lodged into the cat lovingly. The way the cat holds it. The face. The face the cat makes squished up against the toy. The way the cat grips it. The cat looking back on the audience at the end. I could stare at this gif for an hour straight and still be enraptured by it. Fucking Cozy.gif
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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In honor of Earth Day, here’s Tolkien as the Lorax (I was inspired by their shared love of trees).
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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".
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this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me
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