Non-native speakers might not know all the words and English spelling is a torrent of hellish rebuke none of us are accursed enough to grasp from phonetics alone

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

God, what a cool fucking pair of cards. Especially these versions, with Kev Walker's art. Black and White getting the exact same effect, because the death of all fits both divine grace and unknowable horror.

And then Mr. Walker nails the fact that they're the same but different, with not just the inverted colors, but the way that Wrath of God explodes outwards, while Damnation draws all in.

the changes I've been noticing in food on top of inflation...the worsening of textures...smaller packaging...the loss of flavor as companies reformulate with cheaper ingredients for the sake of profit

I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

incorrect star wars quotes

Love how some peeps are like: 'Ah, Solas, my Lavellan's soulmate. The hottest elf alive, alpha-wolf boi of the gods and the ultimate eggy to be saved~˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖.

While some are like:

The 30th of April is Walpurgis Night where witches have met on the Brocken mountain to dance and celebrate for more than a thousand years, it is also Beltane, and the 1st of May is Walpurgis Day as well as Bonfire Night where fires are lit and danced around. So if you had trouble sleeping during that night, woke up for no reason, or found yourself drawn to look out the window or seek out lights… maybe some other world is calling for its people.

when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs

love people referring to the dracula offseason. i can't stop picturing exchanges like "well, we're in the offseason" "the Superbowl is literally this weekend" "no, not football. dracula"