[ID: the "ppl who celebrate fictional characters birthdays are annoying pass it on/FUCK this post and happy birthday x" meme modified to read "ppl who celebrate fictional works birthdays are annoying pass it on/FUCK this post and happy birthday The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)". End ID]

FUCKIGN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LEGEND

the pure MAGIC of fellowship of the ring is unparalleled... the unbelievable comfort of the shire... the heavenly healing of rivendell... the awe of the argonath... the sheer wonder of the halls of khazad-dûm.... the haunting memory of the ruins of men and elves scattered across middle earth .... the power of hope in the companionship of nine unlikely travellers...... the incredible faith and devotion and love overriding all the terror and hurt...........

ANOTHER THING i know we talk a lot about how dean didn't look away but HE DIDN'T LOOK AWAY. DEAN ALWAYS LOOKS AWAY. every time he experiences an uncomfortable emotion (whether it's shame, guilt, or love) or receives praise or affection, dean looks away. every time someone flirts with him, dean looks away. when cas says "i love you" in 12x12, dean looks away. when cas leaves in 15x03, dean looks away. but not here. cas is praising him, cas is crying, cas is telling him he loves him. and dean doesn't look away. he doesn't look away. he keeps on standing right there and looking until cas has to push him out of the way. i'm gonna throw a rock at the wall

dean and cas are the greatest love story ever told

In light of being less that 24 hrs away from nov 5th:

bad bitches have no plans for halloween and stay home and watch tv

Mass Effect au where instead of the Starchild, Shepard finally gets indoctrinated by the Reapers at the very end and you have to play as the squadmate with highest relationship points or their LI to stop them. 

If your ems is high enough, you can break through the indoctrination and bring Shepard back to stop the cycle.

If your ems is too low, you have to stop Shepard. 

Permanently. 

And it falls to you to activate the Crucible.

Dean gets a phone call from cas and reflex makes him panic because even though they’re not hunting anymore and cas is human he still assumes that a random phone call means that someone is kidnapped or dying but it’s just cas in his grumpy voice saying “dean. I can’t find the Taliaferro apples.” And deans like “Jesus fucking Christ sweetheart you almost gave me a heart attack. What was that about apples” and cas is like “taliaferro apples. I can’t find them at the grocery store. I had them in Virginia shortly after the revolutionary war. I remember them being extremely pleasant and I would like to try them without the hindrance of angelic taste interfering.”

And dean is like “okay let me ask sam.” So he hangs up and calls sam and the second sam picks up he’s like “sam we need to know where to get taliaferro apples. do your thing” and sam is like “Jesus fucking Christ dean you almost gave me a heart attack. What was that about apples” and dean tells him and sam sighs and googles ‘taliaferro apples’ and clicks on the first search result and is like. “Hey dean.” “Yeah sammy?” “You said taliaferro, right?” “Yup.” “Taliaferro, the exceedingly rare apple breed cultivated by Thomas jefferson that horticulturalists have been desperately searching for for decades?????*

And deans like “oh fuck. Talk to you later Sammy” and dean calls cas back and is like “okay bad news. They’re probably extinct and science guys have been on wild goose chase looking for them for decades” and cas is quiet for a second and says “well, where are the scientists looking?”. And dean has to hang up and call Sam back and is like “Sammy where are the science guys looking for the fucking apples” and sam says “dean do I look like a search engine to you. Figure it out yourself” and anyways this is how sam, dean, cas, and eileen end up getting roped into a wacky zaney quest to find this possibly extinct genus of apple and probably uncover a horticultural conspiracy or something. Send tweet

Pieces of Viking pottery with traces of cat and dog paws, seen at the Musée de Normandie in Caen Castle

“So back in the day pets already ruined their owner’s artwork.” - My sis who took the photo

KING

i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it''s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i'm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i'm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it's literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.

My collection of clothing references for writing. 

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

why is bob short for robert