What God cannot do doesn't exist ‼️‼️‼️
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Babe you’re like the silliest goose I’ve ever met
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A young girl asks her father, “Daddy what does the word ‘corruption’ mean?”
“Bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.”
“But mummy says you shouldn’t drink!”
“Get yourself a nice ice cream as well while you bring me beer.”
“Oh, okay!”
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i will never leave this house
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