Hi, Mass Effect Legendary Edition is on sale for SIX DOLLARS.

That's all three games, almost all the DLCs (rip, Pinnacle Station) including weapon and armor packs, for six goddamn dollars.

I love you Strawberry Shortcake I love you Polly Pocket I love you MyScene I love you Hello Kitty I love you Betty Spaghetty I love you Bratz I love you Winx Club I love you PowerPuff Girls I love you Tamagotchis I love you Littlest Pet Shop I love you I love you I love you

15 psychological tortures that will "Wow!" him in the horror labyrinth 😍

everytime meg post it make me so damn happy im so happy to see her smiling it feels like finding a lake of clean fresh cold water in the middle of the desert

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

isn't the world amazing. full of wonder. there's bisexuals

die girlies reading this 🥰

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

may god forgive my wretched sins (spent money)

someone show me the peppa pig nin

found this on my monthly tiktok scroll. i think we should add murder too.