POV: You’re Stede and you see him, wyd

Hope this Ed’s not too hot for Tumblr lmao

glad to see those spreading the truth

Edward Teach coined the word "zaddy" back in the 1700s, actually

If Calypso's birthday had not been interrupted

Stede Bonnet (S01E07 - This is Happening)

"Kill me. Kill us all…"

Stede: could you chill please 🙄

Reminder that Ed and Stede are literally boyfriends. And they love to kiss each other and they have fun, silly, life-affirming sex, and they love giving each other compliments. Right now Ed is doing something silly like drawing a little octopus whose tentacles are forming heart shapes into the sand, and he's smiling so big because he can't wait for Stede to notice him and he knows he'll get a kiss when he does

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

waking up your co captain (husband) because your crew (kids) is acting up.

lets talk about them growing older together. tell me your ideas? please? i beg of you?

Our captains

[Thank you, Samba - IG ]

It's hard out here for a bitch like Stede Bonnet

Show: Our Flag Means Death - Season 1 & 2 Music: Hard Out Here by Lily Allen YouTube

sorry

I still think this was Izzy's best look.

ok but if they broke during this scene

imagine how many times they broke during THAT scene