this is how i envision the prema f2 vibes are this season

nico is normal until anyone mentions lewis and then the inner merc winter soldier training activates and he's completely insane abt him. nico gen 2 drivers ult bias is lewis. that's his hyung. that's his world championship oppar. u will never take away the 7x no.1s that lewis won on MDC (mega drivers cvntyfestival).

rain delay at the semifinals of indian wells (16.03.2024)

Oscar: Hang on, I've got a-- off topic. When do you reckon Cars came out? Logan: 2000. Alex: No. 2000..... 11. Logan: No way. Oscar: 2006. I was five when that movie came out. Ridiculous. 18 years ago. Logan: Lightning McQueen slapped. Oscar: He did. I even had the video game Cars. I had everything. Alex: Did you guys have a crush on the-- on Sally? Oscar: Who? Logan: On what? Alex: [Stammering] On the girl. On the blue Porsche. Logan: That would be you. Alex: No, it's not me. No, no no. I just-- I just wanted just to, just to see. Cause you were so young-- Logan: Yeah, but you love a blue Porsche. Alex: I do.

I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

What happened??

Why are people confused as to why the Williams cars are struggling?? They’re being held together with duct tape, spit, prayers, and the last bit of James Vowles’ dignity. Like let’s not be shocked they’re shit let’s be grateful they’re fucking running

Alex on Team Torque: What are the odds that you guys go hook up upstairs and then come down and we just talk about it

Oscar: Right now? I’d say a fat zero

Logan: What the fuck? Am I ugly?

Oscar and Alex: *dying*

Logan: Just say it! Just say I’m ugly! What the fuck Oscar

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Based on this tiktok i just saw

absolutely wild that alex keeps making insinuations about loscar as if he isn’t the one who has allegations with george made on sky sports

he's the most unserious individual ever

*Oscar and Logan are deep in conversation*

Lando: What are they fighting about?

George: Whether or not they should let Alex watch them fuck

Lando: Which sides are they on?

George: Logan’s on the ‘let him watch’ side, Oscar apparently wants to watch Alex and Logan fuck

Lando: …

Lando: Are they playing rock-paper-scissors?

Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

they switched

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

The hair.

The hands.

The GRIP.

He’s everything.