its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

Tell me im lying

I originally wanted to post this panel by itself to let it speak for itself but... the follow up just transforms this into such a wonderful one-two punch...

thesaurus.com save me

I don't need therapy, I need the USA to die

yall better be just as outraged about this as you were about notre dame

everyday i think of instant gratification monkey

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

Do you know this queer character?

Miw is Polyamorous and uses she/her pronouns!

i have no clue what cocomelon is so whenever i see "you're doing some cocomelon shit to me" i just imagine like. saw traps

Group chat with people talking about the eclipse and someone brought up Avatar. I now have ATLA zoomies about it I need to skip work and go rewatch it

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

Everybody do the wenis!

Gif alt:

me: i wanna fuck a girl

sapphic positivity blogs: …..haha……don’t u mean u want to…..braid her hair…..while u guys do green tea eucalyptus volcanic ash mud masks and watch a disney movie…….while wearing very thick flannel pajamas…..that’s what u meant right