birdsquirrel
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Early 30s. Genderqueer, any pronouns. Autistic & ADHD. Based out of Georgia, USA.
Blog is a mix of fandom, social justice, memes, and whatever else catches my fancy.
I am a multishipper and will ship just about anything and everything.
I would prefer if minors did not follow this blog, as I do post untagged nsfw sometimes.
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"squishable" anon machete would make a crunching sound if you tried that
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In these parts, they say, if you are lucky when wandering the wastes between city and town, you may encounter a truly exemplary creature. Its skin, like that of the rhinoceros, plates its body in geometric folds; its feet are like four enormous sand-dollars, pleasing to the eye and rapid in their movement. Its snout is broad with the same placid strength as a great ox and its breath is heavy and warm as the same, but its eyes flash so like those of a lion at night that no traveler could believe it truly tame for long. The name of this beast? Toyota Corolla.
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Crab tureen, 1736-95
Artists in Jingdezhen, China. Porcelain
Peabody Essex museum, Salem MA
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the WOKE don't want you to know this, but you can eat a little piece of cheese with a bit of bread, as a snack
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yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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She just knows how to jar beef fat.
Fay's advice to Miranda -> requested by @theheliumtaxi
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What if there was ANOTHER update aquatic!!!
I had some ideas in a dream and wanted to share them #minecraft
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him
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