Natalie Portman being confused by the fact that you have to say “hi” to someone before starting a conversation in France got me like ?????

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

returning to the arms of my lover (jstor) oh how i have missed her

Temple of Apollo, Naxos Island, Greece

dev patel save me… save me dev patel

Mandy Patinkin as Avigdor in Yentl (1983) dir. Barbra Streisand

MONKEY MAN 2024, dir. Dev Patel

After second night seder

HAPPY FUCK OFF FASCISTS DAY FROM ITALY!!

the most beautiful holiday of the year

Long-term Reparations for a Black Family

The below write-up is from a previous post I made for Courtney but I copy and pasted it as I'm fatigued and it's still relevant.

For those of you who know my blog, you know my friend Courtney needs support. The reality is it is unlikely that that will change soon given that she is a disabled single mom providing for 3 kids with a low-wage job. I love her dearly and she genuinely struggles every day. I want to make the world better for her. I talk often about the power of community care. Courtney needs this consistently. If you are a non-Black person who is financially secure, please consider giving her reparations every month or biweekly. I will put her paylinks below. To work towards and as an accomplice of Black liberation, you need to be committed.

This part is not copy pasted but new.

Currently, her family is struggling with food, getting their water on, and saving for next month's rent. They don't have water at the moment and her son has no clean underwear left. They really need the water back on. The sooner the better. They need 136 more to get the water. If you see this, please send a dollar if possible, or even 50 cents. Small donations add up. Give reparations consistently and commit, but if you can't do it consistently still help out when you can.

Cash.me/browni3mom

Venmo @courtney-reece-85

i know it's even more important to wear a mask when you've got runny nose and productive cough, but oh my god the sensory nightmare that it is. this is my villain origin story i think

Me, just trying to find a streamed/filmed Seder to keep me company as I toil in a town with 0 Jews besides me.

YouTube: “CHRIST in the Seder” “Learn how Jesus experienced Passover” “seeing Jesus in the Passover Seder” “eagle mountain evangelical Passover service” “a guide for Passover for Christians” “bible stories explain: WHAT JEWS SECRETLY SACRIFICE TODAY” “the Passover meal: discovering Jewish Jesus” “Jews for Jesus Passover” “Christian Passover Seder walkthrough”

Another fundraiser I trust!

Please consider donating to Hussam's family! They are low on funds and in need! They're trying to evacuate 14 different family members!