T4T is about saying progressively worse cringey stupid things and having the other go "and I still want to fuck you wtf"

Shout out to girls who refuse to die 🙏

thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one

@twistedtriscuitz

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

if you invite me to your home and there are animals of any sort inside that home, i am no longer there to visit you, i am there for the animals, i have come for the beasts and you just happen to be there

Ferdinand and Hubert texting be like

dysphoria

2019

cone 1 terracotta, glaze

im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

Role reversal (if he won't stop teasing her she's gonna have to take the matter into her own hands!!)

i make a lot of posts to the tune of "you're allowed to be horny btw" because it's becoming increasingly clear that adults being sexual in (clearly marked and blockable!) spaces is being stamped out and made out to be evil both legislatively and in the moral zeitgeist, especially among younger folks. not even in the "wait to be a horny adult online when you're An Adult" way, just an ingrained puritanical outrage response to *anything* that isn't chaste wholesome perfect all-ages allowed. it's unnerving and scary.

happy pull his panties to the side and fuck him friday everyone

Ma'am did you seriously just gainax while crushing a woman to death