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Second most famous Jan Pawel in history of Poland.
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I am not even mad.
I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year
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Do you of "The Troubles"? And IRA casually bombing London. Yea. It happend. So no, it's not new or specific for "third world countries".
#i am really tyred of people not knowing history#you don't have to be edgy and say that history repeats itself but it's good to know thing or two#oh oh do you remeber ISIS attacks across the Western Europe?#We also moved pretty fast over that#so no this intelligently sounding tweet is not really a tad but useful#just a wast of conputing power used for sharing and displaying pixels
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Červený je na spoločenské vedy, modrý na prírodné.
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Nie je to zrovna o práci na poli, ale som si istý, že to bude pre poľnohospodárov veľmi výstižná téma.
Hledají se
plakáty a cedule z období socialismu podobného ražení, jako tady tyhle, obecně jakékoliv, které svolávají lidi k práci (nejlépe na poli/v zemědělství obecně)
chcem s přítelem trochu potrollit jeho spolužáky co se prezentujou jako velcí komunisti ale když jejich škola (zemědělka) požaduje aby taky trochu pracovali na poli, tak najednou mají plnou hubu keců
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#slovakia#ťumbľr#ukraine#alzo#čo do frasa sú tie novodobé budovateľské slogany fam
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Budovať predsa treba a že teda je čo budovať. Ale dá sa to chápať aj ako privatizácia červeného monopolu na svetlé zajtrajšky.
Haven't posted anything about Ukraine for months now, because I don't follow the situation that closely anymore, but from what I can tell, it looks pretty bleak. Which is why I would like to congratulate the American Congress for finally getting their collective heads out of their asses and approving the aid for Ukraine. Finally, some good fucking news.
"But Minette, aren't you Slovak? Isn't Slovak government's stance on the issue of aid for Ukraine-" PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME
#nie je krajší pocit ako vykostiť Červenú obludu a jej kožu vystaviť na posmech#a klamal by som keby som popieral že s istou perverznosťou milujem atmosféru ktorú vyvoláva takéto burcovanie más#mám rád tieto budovateľské slogany pretože sa spájajú s celospoločenským úsilím aj za cenu momentálneho nepohodlia#a kto tvrdí že za to nepohodli to nestojí tomu len pripomeniem že si to už nikto z vtedajšníkov nepamätá#a hrdo sa bije do pŕs za úspechy svojej generácie#Youtube
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Nevravím o cielenej unifikácii z vašej strany madam. Skôr to bol zúfalý výkrik nad 90% podielom slova jebať. Pre zvýšenie kultúrneho obohatenia pripájam list Záporožských kozákov Mehmedovi IV.
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we should make a Best Slavic Swear Word poll
90% of the entries would just be variations of jebat and kurv/wa
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Juj ty jeden papľuh nepodarený. Som zásadne proti tomu aby sme okresávali naše ľúbozvučné reči na takýmto vulgárnym primitivizmom. Pekne, krásne treba zachovávať rozmanitosť našich nárečí a neunifikovať sa po vzore anglosasov. Lebo skončíme s jednou jedinou nadávkou a to by bolo veľmi smutné.
Tu by sa mohli využiť svoje jazykovedné schopnosti velikáni ako @anton-bernolak @ludovit-velislav-stur @janko-kral a s nevôľou @jan-kollar. Teda, ak pánom nebude to slovenské moc nízke a neohrnú nos nad biednym ľudom spod Tatier.
we should make a Best Slavic Swear Word poll
90% of the entries would just be variations of jebat and kurv/wa
#cicimrus#degeš#odroň#papľuh#azapát#cibeľ#basomti škoricu#darmožráč#farizej#hnida#mumák#mamľas#zasran#lapikurlár#ťapák#sraľo#škuľo#ozembuch#mrcina#kripel#bastard#truľo#škrata#korheľ#žgrloš#pochábel#paroháč#drbo#pozdrav z felvidéku#utorková chvíľka poézie
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Bestie
English - best friend
Bestie
Czech - beast, brute, monster
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*Chefs kiss.* I have nothing more to add.
Hot take
Night furies are actually perfectly evolved for hunting and killing other dragons and the only reason they aren't a dragon-hunting species like the death song or deathgrippers are is because DreamWorks couldn't have their adorable main character dragon be a "cannibal"
(below I'm gonna try to summarize what we've figured out in a convo with friends on discord)
(also tw animal death via predator)
First of all yes I'm aware that pretty much every decision made about their design was with consideration of the effect it would make on human audiences but hear me out
Night furies are most iconically known as dive-bombers. They are built for speed, high maneuverability, night-time camouflage and for striking targets from above. If we remove human settlements out of the equation (which would not have existed long enough to actually influence night fury evolution, come on), what does that leave us with?
They aren't built for catching fish for sure, they aren't very hydrodynamic and their head is round, wide, and their teeth are dull. Honestly, the monstrous nightmare is much better suited for catching fish, with its long neck, almost pelican-like jaw and rhamphorhynchus teeth
Compare to
Yeah the jaws look kinda like a porpoise of some sort but for that the whole body would have to be a lot more aquatic imo. The light fury looks a lot closer to an aquatic diver, it has a sleeker body, rounded fins instead of spikes, and a long neck.
I don't really see them hunting land animals either, they just don't look like they're adapted for that minus the resemblance with large felines and even then, they're too large to effectively hunt in forests.
The one thing I can kinda imagine them hunting is large mainland megafauna, but we're working with a setting that takes place pretty much exclusively on islands. And overall, dragons are the only abundant species there with the exception of fish and human-bred sheep and chickens.
In general, night furies have duller teeth, smaller claws and are smaller than most dragons. Disregarding the movies making Toothless weirdly OP, a night fury would be disadvantaged against most dragons in a 1v1 fight and besides, it has four huge weak spots that would highly discourage it from a direct physical fight - the primary and secondary tail fins. One unlucky rip in the membrane and the night fury is fucked.
The night fury however noticeably resembles falcons, given their dive-bombing ability and high maneuverability.
Falcons too have smaller beaks and weaker claws compared to most birds of prey, and for that they compensate by simply picking up speed, balling up their talons and Punching. Really. Hard.
And they use that ability to kill other birds, even much larger ones, by knocking them right from the sky.
Here, the night fury's plasma blast works the same way as a falcon's punch. Dragons are fire-resistant, so what the plasma blast does is really just a densely packed bolt of energy that has the effect of either stunning or outright killing prey by damaging its spine. And what the plasma bolt doesn't do, rapid contact with the ground would finish. And if even that doesn't do it, the night fury's wide jaws and dull teeth are just fine for simply clamping around the unlucky dragon's neck and strangling it, like a lion or a pitbull.
The night-time camouflage allows the night fury to soar for extended periods of time perfectly unnoticed in the night sky, and by the time it strikes, the dragon wouldn't even know what's coming.
Unless
Say the hunting night fury is aware of other dragons sleeping under the trees, as most dragons probably would at night (village raids aside, most dragons seem to be diurnal), so how does the night fury get them in position where it can use its signature attack? Well, there's That Iconic Screech Of Death. Since in the movies it tends to appear not just during dive-bombings but also when charging up a blast, I imagine it's something the night fury is able to control to some degree. So by simply fake-diving in close proximity to sleeping dragons, it can effectively terrify them into leaving their hideout and fly out into the open where it can easily take them out.
I dunno, the possibility of night furies as predators to other dragons just makes so much sense to me, I really don't know what other reasons there would be for them to evolve these particular adaptations.
And one more little headcanon to add to this whole rant - since night furies are significantly smaller and less equipped for dragon vs dragon fights and are primarily speed-based predators, I imagine there is this very likely scenario:
There is one dragon who resembles a hyena, a lil bit
Ok, rant over
#it's... beautiful#simply majestic#congratulatates to you madam as one dragon enthusiast to the other#a absolutely love the addition of an animation
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Slovak government may say whatever they want, but people of Slovakia just raised over 2,5 milion of euros (out of their own pockets) only in 5 days for the amunition for the defenders of Ukraine.
Слава Україні! Героям слава!
Haven't posted anything about Ukraine for months now, because I don't follow the situation that closely anymore, but from what I can tell, it looks pretty bleak. Which is why I would like to congratulate the American Congress for finally getting their collective heads out of their asses and approving the aid for Ukraine. Finally, some good fucking news.
"But Minette, aren't you Slovak? Isn't Slovak government's stance on the issue of aid for Ukraine-" PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME
#we do not yield#we do not despair#we march for the brighter tomorrows#and the freedom of the whole Europe#also do not despair about stance of our government thay will say whatever suits them#Slovak government actually signed several defence contracts with Ukraine even if they say othervise#and to whomever in the wild world:#DO NOT FALL FOR THE LIES OF THE POPULISTS
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Práve sledujem Gentleman v Moskve a akože??? Čo sa tam deje? Je toto tá anglosaská kolonizácia? Prosím, čo sa to deje? PREČO sa to deje? Prečo to nemôže mať normálnu slovanskú reprezentáciu?
#ťumbľr#čumbrl#slovensky#ja som normálne bez slov#a znechutený#to je hnus velebnosti!#vypínam končím viac to jednoducho nepozerám
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Ho ho hoooo. Pozrite sa, jeho veličenstvo. Pán zemepán má na syr ku granadíru.
Príloha s prílohou a uhorka. Mamina mi spravila dlho očakávaný granadír. Chutí presne ako si ho pamätám z detstva.
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V rámci modernej doby nadbytočnèho a nepotrebného odpadu sa zbavujeme predmetov, ktoré na prvý pohľad nemajú už žiadne využitie. Dostala som od spolubývajúcej kazety instantných fotografií, ktorým vypršala záruka a boli röntgenovo ožiarené na letisku - inými slovami sú absolútne napiču, zrelé na vyhodenie. Keďže Kylie Jenner a spol lietajú private jetmi z jedného konca mesta na druhé, šírenie osvety asi ostáva na pleciach obyčajných ľudí ako som napríklad aj ja, alebo vy. Rozhodla som sa teda vybrať svoj mozog z boxu (akože thinking outside of the box haha) a z odpadu som vytvorila niečo nové. Týmto príspevkom by som chcela channelovať ideu vytvárania umenia, ktoré je šetrnejšie k životnému prostrediu.
Neviem teda ako vy, ale ja si myslím že je to celkom sick. Netuším či už toto niekto predomnou skúšal, ale tieto instané fotografie neboli odfotené. Nemám ten fotoaparát, tak som fotky namočila do vody a následne chemikáliu na vytváranie “fotky” vytlačila vzadu z malého zásobníčka, naplneného čiernou tekutinou. Či som dobila týmto svet? Asi nie. Objavila som Ameriku? Možno. Avšak určite som ušetrila aspoň kúsok odpadu, urobila som radosť sebe a svojej mamke, ktorá si chce dať moje výmysly na stenu, že to vyzerá cool. Sa hovorí, že mamky vždy majú pravdu. Ževraj mamky jednoducho vedia. Tak teda vďaka mami.
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Every good apartment kid knows that the walls are softest between 6:00 and 8 AM on sunday morning,
the reality of living in an apartment block is that your neighbors will use a drill at 8am for 5 minutes and then be silent for the rest of the day. panelki girlies’ morning rooster
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Goog, good, but the doge should hit only with the tip of the sword.
i made a meme lol
for all the sword peeps
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