It’s actually very simple: all cartoon characters have Schrödinger’s junk. They exist in a quantum superposition of smooth like a Barbie doll and hung like a horse, and when you collapse the waveform it resolves to whichever option makes the joke land.

maaan grandpa suuucks *feeds him an edible and makes him listen to creepy carnival music with a blindfold on*

Confirmed Jermamite?!

she has officially fallen in love (via)

A small grotesque biting a bigger gargoyle, roof of Salisbury Cathedral, UK. 

Spectacular.

Remember her

who are u in a group of friends like what’s your Role

Winged bull. Picture was snapped as the bull was chased by a crane at Keoladeo National Park, in Rajasthan, India. Photo: Jagdeep Rajput

Surely only good things are going on here (random street view drop - Montana)

mike's flaccid lemonade

look at this thang

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