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When did Tony give the Other Guy a phone? (Featuring Bruce and The Other Guy)
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#biggreenmememachine#dum-meme#i am going to pretend like i post regularly#have this cus it gave me a good laugh
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For the last time
YES the Hulk was wearing green, he literally IS green and was very upset by all the pinches the other day
#biggreenmememachine#bruce banner#The Hulk#st patricks day#being green is wearing green#end of story
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Why did I get no lip contact, look at that hover
Happy Valentine’s Day ♡♡♡
#biggreenmememachine#shitmeme talk#happy Valentine's day#tag yourself#which tony are you#im first panel tony
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About once daily
I am faced with a moral conundrum.
Shall I better myself, the world, hell maybe even the universe? Every day I am asked one question, and how shall I answer?
Are you still there?
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Yes Netflix, I am still here.
#biggreenmememachine#bruce banner#netflix#end me#when do i get the next season of anything#life gets dull waiting for my experiments to develop#sometimes in between shows i watch tony and clint argue about bird sentience#i tried that souffle rogers made and it was okay#i've done it all
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Steve if the chemist can’t get it right with the actual recipe, I wouldn’t get your hopes up
I saved the world with a billionaire, a spy, a carnie, a Norse god, and a chemist. How hard can it be to make a souffle?
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@memecaptainsteverogers
Why are we so cute but so angry
#biggreenmememachine#bruce banner#we're gonna pretend that I post regularly and wasn't caught up in some mad science#memecaptainsteverogers
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If you ever have a death wish but want to at least make it entertaining, hide all the coffee in the Avengers Tower.
They will find you, and they will kill you.
With superhuman abilities.
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To be fair, which one of us HASN'T stolen one of their sweaters? Stretched out and worn to impeccable softness.
Some days doing the laundry is a walk in the park on a good health day. Other days, it is like getting thrown off a cliff and impaled by rocks.
Regardless, y’all already know I’m going to steal my wife’s sweaters while she’s on patrol.
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I must admit I was concerned about a neurological disorder the first time I heard someone say "yeet"
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Just wanted to pop in
And say this world could be a lot worse. We have a sun, gravitational field, atmosphere with breathable air, soft green grass, lakes and rivers and oceans, small furry animals. I mean nature-wise, it could be worse.
In case anyone needed to hear that today.
People can be awfu though, so before I get angry I like to take a nature walk to appreciate all man kind hasn't managed to corrupt.
Go touch some nature today
#biggreenmememachine#bruce banner#advice from bruce#if youre in a pinch the produce section at a supermarket will do#just hide by the lettuce#and appreciate that it grew and traveled all this way just for you
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It hadn't occurred to me before because most of it is general nonsense.
I think the most recent one was about a giant panini grill because he liked the smell of Tony's grilled cheese
social media au based on this post, in which bruce creates a twitter to share hulk’s thoughts with the world.
#biggreenmememachine#bruce banner#the hulk#deadmemepool#shitmeme talk#tonystankposts#these are hilarious#also i would never take down a social media post for tony#that was pretty accurate#do what i want
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OOC: Roles Needed For Memevengers!
Jane Foster
Jean Grey
Noh-Varr
Cyclops
Havok
Red Skull
Ego the Living Planet
Northstar
Cannonball
Pyro
Toad
Hydra Bob
Mandarin
She-Hulk
Mantis
Kang The Conqueror
Galactus
The Thing
Human Torch
Cable
Colossus
Silver Surfer
Patriot
Iron Lad
Silk
Nova
Yukio
Iceman
Apocalypse
Juggernaut
Psylocke
Angel
Black Bolt
Medusa
Spider Woman (Julia Carpenter)
Sentry
Moon Knight
Tigra
Wonder Man
Molly Hayes/Hernandez
Rachel Grey
Banshee
Sunfire
Lockjaw
Ned
Butterfingers
U
Ghost
Goliath
Shatterstar
Lockheed
Moira Mctaggert
Fisk (Kingpin)
Short Pack
Husk
Kraven the Hunter
Vulture
Mysterio
Chamber
Penance
Skin
Synch
M
Gaia
Bishop
Alex Wilder
Gert Yorkes
Klara Prast
Old Lace
And here is the Masterlist for the Memes. I will keep this list updated if a role is filled or a new one is opened.
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"The Mutant Monopoly"
I'm pretty sure I don't have a monopoly on it
ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains?
wonder no more.
i am King Egg.
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I've been told I can be a little OP
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Can't keep me away
Pride is almost over, and now it’s time for Wrath
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Happy Birthday, Steve!
It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
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maybe RC Cola
Every bottle of Coke with the name Steve on it also has a little flag and I think SOMEONE bribed Coca Cola.
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