every time i take a otc drug i think of this post

Business Names in the 1800s: Primary Flour, Just Cement, Worldwide Copper, The Only Gasoline You Should Be Allowed To Buy

Business Names in the 1900s: Axiom, Artemis Manufacturing, Pinnacle Hygienics, Olympian Glue, Divine Yogurt, The Coolest Car Manufacturer With The Largest Hog In Town

Business Names in the 2000s: Gubi, Turna, Clooper, Jumbli, Dongr, Shnet, Pungu, Pooble, Weeeu

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

I had to find this post. I read this in 2017 and it had a profound effect on me. I couldn’t stop saying it. It was echolalia. And now to this day, for seven years, I can still quote it perfectly Word for Word and often do when I do something stupid. This is the perfect post in my opinion 

letpeopleenjoythings is crazy because like wow my disapproval is really enough to ruin your enjoyment of something? like youre giving me so much power lol. how does it feel to surrender control like that? does it feel good? thats right kitten you'll enjoy things when i say you can.

this is so fucking funny wait

house loudly sings about wanting to touch wilson's body at 6:33 am because he's jealous that wilson hangs out with his one other friend once a year

minecraft kids videos may be a plague upon humanity but atleast they produce the funniest images known to man 

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jon's an annoying oxbridge leftist. he's read all the foundational theory and he is going to make it everyone else's problem. martin is definitely left wing but he's also unfortunately susceptible to propaganda and has never really stopped to ponder politics beyond "god I hope whoever's in power next makes me a little bit less food insecure." melanie, alas, is Online, and will sometimes repeat a diet-anarchist take that she realizes she doesn't know how to properly back up and it will make her so mad and insecure that the event enters her regular nightmare rotation. elias's political affiliation is "please, I need the government to give more grant money to academia but I will die before I let my employees unionize."

I'm always shitting in locations like this

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

she let me hit because of my incomprehensible thought processes and skittish prey animal demeanor