she let me hit cuz i'm brave

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

observe how quickly people named "chuck" or "angus" get quiet when the conversation topic at hand turns to beef

Just a little dark humor - probably gonna get me cancelled but had to share

Last time i was in baltimore i stepped on a pregnant rat

Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force