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Yeah, fuck this game. I'm playing Elden Ring again.
Playing Dark Souls II for the first time. It's kind of impressive how much my attitude shifted in the first 30 minutes.
First, it was "I don't know why people say this game is the worst of the Soulsbornes. Sure, the animations aren't blended very well, but the gameplay is fine, and Majula is beautiful!"
Then, twenty minutes later, I died because I clipped the first step of a staircase while being attacked.
And I began to understand.
#if you can figure out which boss fight made me say this I'll give you a cookie (somehow)#dark souls 2
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"Hey, it's me, the turtle pope!"
-Turtle Pope, The Elder Rings
#i love when he said “it's popin' time” and then poped all over the church#turtle pope#elden ring#miriel pastor of vows
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#elden ring#polls#most of them smell terrible but i think mohg would be the worst#blood is already a bad smell#but then you combine not knowing what a shower is and it gets exponentially worse
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This is NG? I remember her grab being brutal, but that's ridiculous.
"Level your Vigor in Elden Ring!"
Me with 75 Vigor: "OKAY."
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"No, officer, I swear! These boops were obtained legally, I promise!"
Don't mind me, just trying to boop myself.
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Ah, there we go. Had to go to my own homepage. Boop laundering successful.
Don't mind me, just trying to boop myself.
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Apparently, it's harder than just making a post. Hm.
Don't mind me, just trying to boop myself.
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Finally done with No-Man's Wharf. Aside from the game lying about a man being there, the whole area really put into perspective just how different DS2 is from the rest of the series.
In 1 and 3, I had to learn each enemy's moveset carefully, learning how to either get around them or interrupt them with my own. There was enough consistency in my and my enemies' movements that I could figure out exactly where to move and roll to win.
But 2 has so much irregularity in its i-frames and hitboxes that trying to do the same just leads me to hating myself more than usual. So instead I just walk backwards and poke them with a spear until they die.
I don't feel good about that.
Playing Dark Souls II for the first time. It's kind of impressive how much my attitude shifted in the first 30 minutes.
First, it was "I don't know why people say this game is the worst of the Soulsbornes. Sure, the animations aren't blended very well, but the gameplay is fine, and Majula is beautiful!"
Then, twenty minutes later, I died because I clipped the first step of a staircase while being attacked.
And I began to understand.
#the “move backwards and poke them with a spear until they die” strategy seems like it would be effective irl#whatever it takes to not die to the input buffer system i guess#dark souls 2#soulsborne
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The awe of SHE
THE GOD QUEEN MARIKA!!
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Winning Monster Hunter strategy is listen to EDM at max volume while just brute-forcing all your problems.
#i have a sneaking suspicion that this is a winning strategy for lots of different games#including all of super mario and nearly all fighting games#most fps games too#probably doesn't work with turn based strategy but that might be a matter of skill
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Gods dammit, this game should be a banger. The levels are great, the environment is great, the boss fights are (or at least the one I've found is) fantastic.
And yet the player animations have killed me more than anything else. And that just feels bad.
Playing Dark Souls II for the first time. It's kind of impressive how much my attitude shifted in the first 30 minutes.
First, it was "I don't know why people say this game is the worst of the Soulsbornes. Sure, the animations aren't blended very well, but the gameplay is fine, and Majula is beautiful!"
Then, twenty minutes later, I died because I clipped the first step of a staircase while being attacked.
And I began to understand.
#why does the estus animation take five weeks to finish#and my most common cause of death is attacking my way off of a cliff#the game still is a lot of fun though#probably just a skill issue#dark souls 2#soulsborne
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Me staring at Sekiro on my shelf tempted to play it like it won't annoy me.
#i've beaten plenty of games in my life#but sekiro is the only game that has beaten me#sekiro shadows die twice
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oh god, why did i read "miquella the unalloyed" as "miquella the UNEMPLOYED" 😭
canon now
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