I don’t see how the confederacy of independent systems is a slur

"cis is a slur" i'm completely fine using it that way

There are two types of people in this world

“ Fuck the police “

And

“ Fuck the police “

What’s he looking at?

Spider scorpion, Spider scorpion

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size

Catches thieves just like flies

Look out

Here comes the spider scorpion.

Color ranking

Red- Pretty cool a bit overused, but cool none the less. 

Orange- it’s a nice one not my favorite but better the red.

Yellow- it’s there

Green- YES! THAT IS GOOD SHIZZLE RIGHT HERE.

Blue- All right yeah, this is what red tries to be.

Purple/indigo/violet- they chillin doin there own thing but, respectable none the less.



Me watching (American) football:

“COME ON TEAM, PUT THE BALL IN THE RECTANGLE!”

“YES! GET THE POINTS!”

“F*CK YES, GET THE HOME-RUN!”

The intrinsic law of Dubble Bubble, bubble gum states that: when one is chewing the so-called bubble gum, the person in question must blow two bubbles. But when this law is violated no punishment is carried out. for this reason when one is chewing on Dubble Bubble, they must blow two bubbles. If one blows more than, or less than two bubbles, or if no bubbles are blown; the death penalty will be carried out on those who do so from here on out. Anyone who has violated said law before 10/15/2022 (mm/dd/yyyy) will not be prosecuted.

Banana.

Yum yum good

The human desire to eat honey nut cheerios out of a solo cup at 12:27 in the morning.