“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”
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Jikook in a nutshell
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God, I thought I was the only one thinking this.
Jimin’s been getting prettier and prettier lately like what sorcery is this...
he’s like an omega in heat!!! and I think his two boys are in a fight for him by now
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BTS Haru Hana Vol. 25 ~ [TRANS]
(T/N: BTS had to come up with answers to given situations. Fans then ranked their answers from from 1st to 7th place)
Q: A very manly wedding proposal.
Namjoon: Be with me?
Seokjin: Let’s get married!
Yoongi: Let’s live together. I’m yours!
Hoseok: I want to be the person to put a ring on your fourth finger.
Jimin: Wanna get married?
Taehyung: What to do…I think I fell for you.
Jungkook: Be mine.
Results: 1. Jungkook / 2. Seokjin / 3. Jimin / 4. Namjoon / 5. Yoongi / 6. Taehyung / 7. Hoseok
Jungkook: *smiling*
Taehyung: I had a feeling that Jungkook would come first.
Hoseok: I’m last?! That’s shocking!
Namjoon: *to Hoseok* Yours was too long.
Jin: *to Hoseok* With that proposal, you had to be last haha.
Yoongi: So many said that Jungkook’s proposal is manly.
Jimin: My “wanna get married?” is also very manly, right? Hehe.
Jungkook’s Winning Thoughts: I’m not really manly but if the fans like it, I’ll work harder and become more manly!
Q: The girl you like just got dumped and is crying.
Namjoon: *in satoori* How about me?
Seokjin: Will say nothing and quietly comfort her by her side.
Yoongi: How about…me?
Hoseok: Why are you crying? From now on, I’ll take responsibility of all your tears.
Jimin: I’ll say nothing and just comfort her.
Taehyung: Can’t it be me?
Jungkook: Let’s go get something to eat. I have to tell you something.
Results: 1. Jin / 2. Taehyung / 3. Jimin / 4. Hoseok / 5. Jungkook / 6. Yoongi / 7. Namjoon
Jin: *looks at Hoseok and laughs*
Hoseok: I’m probably last again, haha.
Taehyung: Tell us the results quickly!
Jungkook: Here it is! Oo ~ it says Jin-hyung “understands a girls heart.”
Jin: Of course.
Yoongi: Namjoon and I…*smiles*
Namjoon: It’s better to keep quiet at such moments.
Jimin: In conclusion, be straightforward when confessing and quiet when comforting.
Jin’s Winning Thoughts: There are no words needed. Just look at the other person like in dramas. *starts acting with Jungkook* (Namjoon: Such a waste of broadcast time)
Q: A girl you don’t like confessed, and you reject her without hurting her.
Namjoon: *sighs* Should I put some ointment on for you? It feels like you’re about to get hurt…
Seokjin: I’m sorry. I won’t see you again.
Yoongi: You’ll meet someone much better than me!
Hoseok: Sorry, you’re too good for me. I don’t deserve you.
Jimin: I already have someone that I like. If I didn’t like someone already, I think we would’ve gotten along very well.
Taehyung: I…will moving away soon. I’ll be moving to a far away place. It seems like I’ll be there for a while. Will you wait for me?
Jungkook: Can I say it directly? To be honest, I don’t see you as a girl.
Results: 1. Hoseok / 2. Jimin / 3. Jungkook / 4. Yoongi / 5. Taehyung / 6. Jin / 7. Namjoon
Jungkook: I’m definitely last. I was clearly joking…
Yoongi: *to Jungkook* Yours was kind of overboard haha.
Hoseok: Oo! I’m first!
Jin: You have to think about the other person.
Namjoon: I was kidding too…
Taehyung: *starts acting* I need to move away…
Jimin: The reactions to Taehyung’s answer were “cute like a kid.”
*caressing Taehyung’s head* Good boy, good boy.
Hoseok’s Winning Thoughts: Great, J-Hope!! ~ I’m happy to get some many votes. Thank you!
Overall 1st Place: Jimin
Jimin’s Winning Thoughts: Everyone knows very well, eh ~! The one who knows a woman’s heart best is me!
(Cr.)
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I’m wishing to become a successful model.
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
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omg i'm like super happy for tae but i can't help but wish that acting role was for Jin 😭😭😭
jins an acting major………….. why doesnt bighit get him to do Something like… they dont even give the poor guy an appearance on a variety show
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HYYH Talk 1ST Story
I was so touched by come of the members speeches, but can we talk about this Jikook moment.
First off, Jungkook starts his speech by immediately imitating Jimin’s baby talk(Kookie stop, poor baby thinks he can’t talk well anymore, hence>>vv
(and I just subconciously imitated Jimin’s baby talk, sorry Chim!)
Jungkook then feels the need to reinforce his point(Jungkook, can we talk about your thoughts now, and ugh start your speech?)
Jungkook finishes(his actual speech) and Jimin abruptly says these two lines.^(Namjoon knows they’re flirting)
And then, Jungkook says^(But Jimin says, “I will see”.)
>~>
Jikook flirting while everyone observes(typical).
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I need to lose 20 pounds, make $10,000, and sleep for 4 days all before tomorrow.
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I’ve had enough of this school
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When did he admit!? : O
sometimes im sad, but then i remember jungkook admitted that he likes to grab jimins ass
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Lingering Touches. . .Jikook?
I was just watching the fancams and everyone else seemed friendly/brotherly with their touches and Jungkook seemed rather unbothered or reactive, but when it comes to Jimin, we have a rather awkward atmosphere, for instance(s).
*Caught in the process of(intimately) grabbing Jungkook’s waist, but Jungkook doesn’t notice the person, despite his continuous efforts of remaining stoic and his hand is lingering on Jimin for a sec*
*Is still touching Jimin, and Jimin know’s what’s up*
I mean Jungkook don’t be like that, don’t you see the boy wants some(all) of your attention??
Jimin: *Sneaks up on Kookie*
Jimin:*Calling Jungkook, lowkey jealous*
Jungkook: *Too busy interacting with Ken*
Jimin: *Steadily calling Jungkook*
Jungkook: *Still talking to Ken. . .*
Jimin: *Kookie?*
Kookie: *Ohhh, what’s that?*
Jimin: *Kookie?*
Kookie: *Too busy looking at whatever Namjoon is showing him*
Jimin: *Kookie look at this.*
Kookie: *Eh?*
Jimin: *You see Kookie, “I love you, do you love me?”*
Jungkook: *Responds with his body*
Jimin: *Turns whole chair around because, “cease every fucking opportunity presented” and returns cupid hearts*
Jimin:”Kookie?”
Kookie: *sighs, “Not here hyung, just chill out a bit”*
Jimin: *Kookie let me show you the world*
Jimin: “You see kookie?”
Jungkook: *Stoic*
LMFAO, Idk guys I just think Jungkook is lowkey spoiling the hell out of Jimin behind cam because. . .
He’s so clingy, I mean he’s always been but it’s slightly secretive now, and he can’t get enough of Jungkook, obviously.
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I wonder if I should start using twitter?
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Something About This Scene. . .
Guys just look at the way Jungkook is looking at Jimin. Mind you that Jimin suddenly started being flirty with Jin and serenading him when Jungkook arrived. IDK man, I feel there’s so much that happened during this part in The Show behind BTS that Jikook shippers could not fully grasp. And then we had Jungkook playfully hitting Jimin’s chest and then making a heart, and then we have Jimin saying, “I love you” to army while looking at Jungkook(Jungkook said “saranghaeyo” before and a few secs later Jimin said it). I don’t know man, there was definitely something here. My Jikook heartue. ><
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