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Game Night (2018), dir. John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein

by Molly Buford

HUGH JACKMAN as Wolverine

X-Men (2000) X2 (2003) X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) X-Men: First Class (2011) The Wolverine (2013) X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) Logan (2017) Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

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House of the Dragon 1.03 | "Second of His Name" — dir. Greg Yaitanes

Let me tell you something about Janis Ian.

We were best friends in middle school... I know, right? It's so embarassing. I don't even— whatever. So then in 8th grade I started going out with my 1st boyfriend Kyle — who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana (sigh) — and Janis was like weirdly jealous of him. Like if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle she'd be like 'why didn't you call me back?', and I'd be like 'why are you so obsessed with me?'

So then for my birthday party, wich was an all girls pool party, I was like Janis I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian. I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party! There were gonna be girls there in bathing suits. I mean, right, she was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her and when she came back in the fall for high school all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird and... now I guess she's on crack.

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (2023)

↳ final moments

listen as someone who was once a minor I completely understand how annoying it is when adults are shocked by your age but trust me you will 100% understand when you reach like. 20. because the years Will start getting shorter and suddenly someone you babysat is entering middle school and then high school and then hey what the fuck they're EIGHTEEN?! and it has nothing to do w them it's literally just that your concept of time has changed so much that in your brain this person was 5 like. two months ago.

and this applies to overall years like I was born in 1999 and I KNOW there's so many Older adults than me that lose their damn minds when they realize I've graduated college and live on my own. but the difference between them freaking out now vs them freaking out when I was like 13 is that I used to get Annoyed and now I'm just like "yeah I know it's crazy right? I also hate it. we're both suffering here"

Hey anybody going to talk about rescued sacrificial maidens. Like yes a guy with a fuck off sword turned up and so you're not getting fed to the dragon/water creature/mountain spirit/vague embodiment of all things scary and you get to go back home, but is that really home? Your mom hugs you and your dad says he's so happy you're alive and you know that when they said they'll do anything to keep you safe they didn't really mean it. They have a feast prepared and you get to taste what they cooked for your funeral, help wash the dishes after. And it's selfish to think that between the whole village with everyone in it and you they wouldn't pick the lesser evil but it still leaves an emptiness in your chest, knowing exactly how much your life is worth. And the neighbors smile at you awkwardly and the neighbors' kids yell "hey! I thought you died!" because they don't know not to do that yet and maybe you did. Maybe you did.

And the hero with the fuck-off sword rode off into the sunset the way they always do but you're still here and you herd the cows by the cliff where you were tied up in your cleanest clothes waiting to not be alive anymore and sometimes you think that would be easier and when you don't come back one day, you can imagine it's a relief for everyone involved. Maybe you'll be the new thing to haunt the mountain, or maybe you'll follow down the road and listen for cries that sound like yours did. Either way, there's little left to fear. You know exactly how much your life is worth.