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POV - You are texting your friends, you accidentally make a joke with sexual innuendos. You did not realise it until they reply in meme 馃ぃ
ASTARION
GALE
KARLACH
LAE'ZEL
SHADOWHEART
WYLL
JAHEIRA
HALSIN
MINSC
#gale bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 shitpost#bg3#baldurs gate#bg3 meme#bg3 memes#bg3 astarion#wyll ravengard#jaheira bg3#bg3 halsin#bg3 minsc#shadowheart
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Started watching "what we do in the shadows" and what I would give to have Astarion as the 4th vampire in that mix 馃ぃ馃槶馃ぃ馃槶馃ぃ馃槶
He would be so obsessed with picking his outfit for the night while tormenting poor Guillermo 馃ぃ
He will be overly flirty but actually tell people "yuck, don't touch me" 馃槶馃珷馃ぃ
He will be like a tsundare vampire 馃槶馃ぃ "I hate you, don't leave me"
He will crab walk the streets at night and scare people with his silhouette 馃ぃ
#baldurs gate 3#bg3 shitpost#bg3#baldurs gate#bg3 astarion#astarion baldurs gate#astarion bg3#astarion#astarion ancunin
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Feeling nostalgic for my hometown and found myself in Wyll's playlist. Today's song is Ojai by Lissie Maurus.
Substitute the place Ojai with "Baldur's Gate" 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ and that's how I imagine Wyll gets his yearns
LYRICS
I've got a feeling like I'm almost there
And I think I might belong somewhere
As I cut these ties, I realize
I've been disbelieving in my own heart
And the deceiving is the hardest part
And I feel the knowing that I must be going
Ojai, I don't wanna leave you behind
But you know that I made up my mind
So goodbye; I know I'm gonna see you again
And I'll be thinking of you until then, Ojai
#bg3#bg3 wyll#wyll ravengard#baldurs gate wyll#bg3 shitpost#bg3 screenshots#bg3 screencaps#bg3 wyll ravengard#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate
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I went to Netflix and didn't expect to see GALE being a father to a girl named Harriet who is exactly how I imagine Gale's daughter would be 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃檹
Title of the netflix show with Tim - GEEK GIRL
#bg3 gale#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 shitpost#bg3 meme#bg3 gale of waterdeep#gale waterdeep#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale bg3#bg3 gale dekarios
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I need some hope today so it's off to Mama K's playlist with Brandon Urie screaming at me to "Keep on Keeping On"
No, I don't think this is the song Karlach dances to in the background while the other companions experience love, loss and death 馃ぃ But I can sure see her head bumping to this 馃ぃ馃檶
Important Lyrics 馃憞
You gotta keep on keeping on
Even with the feeling
That you're gonna keep losing
You gotta come back strong
*smashes my keyboard*
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 shitpost#bg3 karlach#karlach bg3#karlach#mama k#baldurs gate karlach#karlach baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate 3 karlach#bg3 playlist#bg3 music#bg3 soundtrack
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Today is angry day and I want to pull Mystra's hair when I hear "Hope" by Winona Oak and The Chainsmokers from the Gale Playlist
Lyrics 馃憞
I would have walked through fire to kiss your lips
Do you still think about it, of what you did?
Still see your old apartment, like a bad trip
Wish I could forget all the places we've been
Hard and heavy whiskey goodbyes
Boy, you know how to make a girl cry
Was sleeping in a bed full of lies
And now that I'm older, I can see why
You made me feel high
'Cause you had me so low, low, low
You only seemed tall
'Cause you stunted my grow-grow-growth
I only wanted you 'cause I couldn't have you
Now that I know
That wasn't love, that wasn't love, that was just hope
#bg3#bg3 gale#baldurs gate 3#bg3 shitpost#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale waterdeep#rizzard of waterdeep#bg3 mystra#bg3 gale dekarios#bg3 gale of waterdeep#bg3 rizzard#bg3 spoilers
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Deep in my feels today with this Jaheira playlist 馃槶
The lyrics to Heaven Knows by Five for Fighting always shuts me up and reminds me of how devastating it must have been for Jaheira to lose Khalid 馃槶馃槶馃槶
Lyrics below 馃憞
Tell me where the good men go
Before I wash away
Walk me down the old brick road
So I can die where I met you
Hold me like we're going home
Turn your tears to rain
Bury me beautiful
Heaven knows how I loved you (馃槶馃槶馃槶)
#jaheira#bg3 character#bg3#bg3 shitpost#bg3 screenshots#baldurs gate tav#bg3 spoilers#baldurs gate 3#bg3 tav#jaheira bg3#jaheira baldur's gate 3#bg3 playlist#bg3 player character
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Another giggle-worthy moment is when "All I do is Win" plays from Lae'Zel's playlist 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
Yes, everyone's hands do stay in the air as an act of surrender to our murder alien queen 馃檶
#bg3 brainrot#bg3 lae'zel#lae'zel#bg3 character#bg3 shitpost#bg3 screenshots#bg3 funny#alllaezeldoesiswin#everyoneshandsareup
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I have created a playlist for each and every companion on BG3.
I always giggle when "Primadonna Like Me" by the Struts play because it is so Astarion coded 馃ぃ馃槶
Lyrics 馃憞
Do you wanna?
Do-do you wanna feel primadonna like me tonight?
Do you wanna?
Oh, don't you wanna be a primadonna with me tonight?
Come on, bring it on
Don't you know it's all about me tonight?
So come on, try it on
Feel primadonna with me tonight
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Obra (Tav) & Astarion
Astarion is definitely a bad influence on Obra. Together, they are bebi faced menaces running around being random 馃槀
I previously posted about Obra's relationship with each companion.
馃憞 I am copy-pasting her relationship with Astarion 馃憞
ASTARION - No sexual attraction whatsoever. She lets him drink her blood (started because he was curious with how Gith blood tastes like). Astarion likes that Obra does not talk too much. She looks at him all judgey when he proposes something unhinged but will still participate with his shenanigans, often without saying anything and just immediately moving to help him. Obra's eyes widen when Astarion trauma dumps every once in a while, not knowing how to react to the horrors he experienced, all the while having flashbacks of her own horrors.
BONUS: Astarion convincing Obra to do something unhinged 馃憞
She just stands there and *nods* in agreement 馃槀
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Obra is a cutie
That's it. That's the post haha
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Karlach going gangsta mode
Spoilers ahead!!
Karlach shows up at Gortash's coronation wearing spoils from her recent kill, Orin's armor - very gangster behavior.
Beep, beep mothafucka. I have come knocking on your door to instill the fear of Karlach in you. You are next. - Karlach probably
The real point of this post: Mama K looks so hot in this outfit 馃敟
#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#baldurs gate#tav#bg3 tav#bg3 karlach#karlach#bg3 meme#karlach bg3#mama k#bg3 headcanons
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Obra and Halsin
*squeals like a boar getting murdered*
Their size difference for scale *wink, wink*
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Obra - The Gith Druid
In Photo - My Tav "Obra" who is a Githyanki Druid (Sage) & Jaheira
Some facts about Obra:
Performed all her Gith training (even killed a classmate because she was asked by her teacher to do so)
Did things out of "duty" to her race
Suffers from "Good Girl Syndrome" in a twisted way, she has the skills to make people think that she is doing what they want her to do
She is naturally good and would prefer not to kill anyone if given the chance
She is a quiet person, not shy, but she tends to keep to herself
Growing up, she would keep plants of all kinds around her bed and would read a lot
She is actually a good fighter but can be clumsy
She is not flirty and have little interest in sex
When she left her Creche, no one really expected her to make history and she liked it that way
She yearns for the slow life, away from all the bloodshed and having to kill each other as "training"
Too "humble" for a Gith, also has her head in the clouds a lot (lol) and sometimes dissociates
Her full druid magic came to her later in life but when she was young, there were already small signs like being able to "smell when plants are about to sprout from the ground"
Was abducted by the Absolute while she was practicing her new wild shape magic (haha)
Her relationship with each companion:
ASTARION - No sexual attraction whatsoever. She lets him drink her blood (started because he was curious with how Gith blood tastes like). Astarion likes that Obra does not talk too much. She looks at him all judgey when he proposes something unhinged but will still participate with his shenanigans, often without saying anything to him and just immediately moving to help him. Obra's eyes widen when Astarion trauma dumps every once in a while, not knowing how to react to the horrors he experienced. All the while having flashbacks of her own horrors.
GALE - Obra is a Sage so she loves learning and they would converse over books or certain information. Gale does most of the talking though. Sometimes, he talks too much for Obra's liking and she dissociates. A bit of unspoken affections here as Gale "may" have a crush on her. Obra knows that Gale is a bit physically weak so she always heal him when they fight even if he does not ask (does not help with Gale's "growing interest"). They cook together at camp sometimes, but Obra brings some weird ingredients she found from nature. Gale tries to incorporate them, resulting to some weird flavors.
SHADOWHEART - Obra and Shadowheart both understand what it's like to do things just because you are "programmed" to do it. They don't talk so much but they have a deep understanding of each other. Has each other's back and they usually agree on things by default. During a battle, these two would usually exchange a look and start healing their teammates. When drunk, they have uncharacteristically deep philosophical conversations.
LAE'ZEL - Lae'Zel thinks Obra is weak and often wonders how she made it to adulthood. Every once in a while, Obra does something badass in the battlefield which surprises Lae'Zel. Their general relationship is that of 2 kids who grew up on the same block - they are fundamentally different people, but share the secrets of the neighborhood. Lae'Zel is usually dominant during conversations and tend to impose her will. Obra just "listens" to her but does whatever she wants after the conversation.
KARLACH - Obra smiles the most with Karlach. She is also the most talkative with Karlach. They have conversations where their responses miss the context and they confuse each other. They bond over activating the "Speak with Animals" ability, with Karlach speaking with every animal she finds around the camp and Obra trailing along. In the battlefield, they turn into beasts - Obra is usually an owlbear and Karlach is the berserker that she is. A combo enemies don't see coming.
WYLL - They are both good natured by default and sees eye to eye on certain idealistic beliefs. Obra is more used to the bloodshed though. Without realizing it, Obra started treating Wyll like a little brother. She encourages him during battle, often giving him an opening to attack, but makes sure he does not get hurt too much. Wyll trusts Obra and would often tell her stories of his life. She just sits quietly, nodding along and smiling from time to time.
JAHEIRA - Obra admires the druid that Jaheira is. This admiration goes both ways as Jaheira likes that this young druid acts more than she talks. Jaheira is worried that Obra says "yes" too easily.
HALSIN - Obra is reliable and Halsin has fallen romantically for her. He confessed, she said yes and they started a relationship. However, Obra might have said yes because she was touched by how Halsin chose to stay by her side, instead of leaving after the shadow curse has lifted... She is not sure how to reciprocate Halsin's kind nature...
MINSC & BOO - Minsc talks and Obra answers in 1 word responses like "Okay!" She does not think too much with Minsc and is sometimes scared of Boo. Obra caught Boo looking at her eyes aggressively once and is now quite wary of the hamster gouging her eyes.
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