another one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard: a few of my friends in middle school made a project for drama class where they made a fake game show and the host character’s catchphrase was “try to win. but remember: you might don’t!”
these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right