shoutout to genuinely nice people, keep doing what you’re doing, the world needs you
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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either
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literally this
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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that
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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google
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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
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me: (dies)
17th century lady ghost in my room that i can suddenly see now: oh hey
me, a ghost: aw fuck
her: yeah
me: so its ghosts? its ghosts?
her: yeah its ghosts
me: is there a heaven i can reach or–
her: its just ghosts
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i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat
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@myself what the fuck are you doing
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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
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I’d fuck marry and kill myself
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