take rossi out bc he’s old and doesn’t use twitter add elle (who joins the bullying spencer train), luke and tara and there you have it the perfect scenario for the smau

IS MY APOCALYPSE AU NOT JUST THIS????

the real connection of the SCU is luke bc he always knows more than anyone else 🤫

PLEASE

but it’s the man we love like morgan! and hotch! and man that we like depending on the season that you can make everybody else bully like spencer! and man that can be absent with the excuse that he doesn’t know how twitter works like rossi!

DOESN’T KNOW HOW TWITTER WORKS

nooo shay that’s not how u do it you say “oh yeah i planned all of it i actually have a masterplan and everything is connected 🤓”

but then that makes me seem smart and we don’t want anyone getting the wrong idea here

we need a silly fic where jemily is being an conjunctive menace

OH BOY DO I HAVE A FIC FOR YOU HERE

It’s not mine but it’s My FAVORITE

cHILDREN BEHAVE

i love how you put some easter eggs in your fanfiction universe ex.: the noise canceling headphones that makes an appearance in the goldfish fic AND the “how the team found out”

OH MY GOD THE [very unintentional] SHAY CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

I love your silly Team fics <3 Especially the ones with the Golden Era of the BAU (aka Aaron, Derek, Penelope, Spencer, David, Emily and JJ)

i LOVE writing derek emily and spencer being menaces u don’t understand it brings me so much joy (tbh jj be a menace in the goldfish one too that one was GREAT)

THE GOLDFISH ONE >>>>>>>>>

THAT ONE WAS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE

we have to appreciate the silly fun fics too like jemily jet forehead kisses 🤍

I love doing silly fics w the core seven just so i can write emily being a menace to hotch and hotch being one snide remark from her away from committing arson

really… i wanted to stop watching after elle left but my friend told me about emily and i kept going but gideon and hotch were pISSING ME OFF and rossi shows up and i’m like “i’m sorry jj and emily i need to go” but i got curious and turned to their ao3 tag and THATS WHEN I FOUND MY SAVING GRACE: YOU AND I & ICE CREAM i loved them so much and i needed to understand

IAJDJD I FORGOT ABOUT ICE CREAM

WHY NOT??????

BECAUSE I’M ????? ME????

Well, when such a talented writer doesn’t have the confidence to see how incredible she is we need to compensate for that! ❤️❤️

I CAN’T HANDLE THE APPRECIATION PLSASE

ur so cute

IABDSIRBEH NOT

you deserve all the love for giving birth to date mornings and fixing evolution <3

it’s not much but it was honest work

The best one is “JJ x Reid have the cutest siblings relationship ever I swear 🥺 Lots of JJ x Reid because I love them” HAHAHAHA

u can euthanize me

oh you are part of the mentally sane people

ME???? MENTALLY SANE????????