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WHAT DO WE WANT?
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What’s your favorite ship from Pixar’s Cars franchise
that sultry little blue bitch could get it
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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?
10-15 years in prism.
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– how many times have u watched the video from Neil Newbon where he said with Astarion’s accent “it’s Britney, bitch’??
- yes.
source: inst: teamneilnewbon
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betyourhedges · 2 days
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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
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Charles, 17
“I’m wearing a gray tank top with snake print leggings and cartoon inspired boots. Jewelry is birthday charms from my friends. To recently top it all off, I got this sky blue furry jacket I brought from Sarafine at Grand Bazaar. What inspires me is LOUDNESS and VIBRANT. If anything some people might call me clownish – I don’t really care, I let em. What also inspires me is my own art! I inspire myself from my own writing and illustrations.”
Mar 31, 2024 ∙ Upper West Side
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betyourhedges · 2 days
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I feel like people don't understand what fetishization really means & it has a lot of well intentioned lefty types like afraid of being attracted to people
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn
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ODR MaxOwen Chief from @odrappaloosas , QC, Canada
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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I kinda thought we'd gotten over the whole "I'm no better than a man" bit. Acknowledge that your attraction to women as a lesbian will have some overlap with how some men are attracted to women, embrace the fact that this is a morally neutral statement, and get over it. It's healthier for you believe me.
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Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying
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A wild Fat HO-OH Appeared!
Inspired by this amazing plush Link
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