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betterthanbowie · 7 years
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Me: enters boys bathroom
Someone: are you supposed to be in here?
Me: enters girls bathroom
Someone: are you supposed to be in here?
Me: screaming into the void
The Void: are you supposed to be in here?
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betterthanbowie · 7 years
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Hello. I’m Ron Swanson, and you are watching The Disney Channel.
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betterthanbowie · 7 years
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💗🖤🎃
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betterthanbowie · 7 years
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This is a very good picture of Shia LaBeouf, Nazi Fighter
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If listening to American idiot doesn’t wanna make u take down the government and cry at the same time then ur not listening to it right ✨
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betterthanbowie · 7 years
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harry potter au where everything is the same but lemony snicket steps in occasionally to narrate
“as you can see, harry is in trouble, a word which here means ‘about to be devoured by a three-headed dog’.”
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With Trump’s election and the threat of fascism, Twitter user Raphael Bob-Waksberg reminds us of Martin Niemöller’s words after WWII:
“First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.”
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this will always be my favorite gif
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I'm sincerely starting to wish he had just been an art major or some shit. he really seems like a genuinely nice simple guy until I remember who the fuck he is and what the fuck he's done.
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President George W. Bush to President Barack Obama
Jan. 20, 2009
Dear Barack,
Congratulations on becoming our President. You have just begun a fantastic chapter in your life.
Very few have had the honor of knowing the responsibility you now feel. Very few know the excitement of the moment and the challenges you will face.
There will be trying moments. The critics will rage. Your “friends” will disappoint you. But, you will have an Almighty God to comfort you, a family who loves you, and a country that is pulling for you, including me. No matter what comes, you will be inspired by the character and compassion of the people you now lead.
God bless you.
Sincerely,
GW
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betterthanbowie · 7 years
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nazi using literal nazi propaganda and hate speech: lol u mad
shia labeouf (a jewish person directly harmed by nazism): HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
white supremacist news (also known as just the the regular news): shia labeouf BULLIES an innocent childlike white boy child kid youngling of the age of 20-something because hes a trump supporter!! the inhumanity of it all.
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betterthanbowie · 7 years
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of course the national parks rebelled first
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WE NEED 3 SENATORS TO CHANGE THEIR VOTES TO PREVENT DeVos FROM BEING CONFIRMED!!!
The vote to confirm Betsy DeVos as Sec of Education was delayed. The hearing of the Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions will now be held at 10 a.m. Jan. 31, according to an advisory from the committee. And now to act (esp my ME, GA, NC and SC friends)! Betsy DeVos is up for confirmation as U.S. Education Secretary, and many, many educators have expressed strongly that she is not qualified to ensure quality education in this country.
Please consider calling one of the following Republican Senators (key in the confirmation vote) to express your opinion on the appointment. At least 3 of these need to be convinced in order to block DeVos’ nomination. Don’t email. Don’t tweet. Don’t complain on Facebook. Call them!
Then, PLEASE SHARE WIDELY:
If you live in one of the states represented below, PLEASE call YOUR Senator, If you don’t, pick one and call him/her:
Susan Collins (ME) 207.622.8414..&..202.224.2523 Lamar Alexander (TN) 615.736.5129..&..202.224.4944 Lisa Murkowski (AK) 907.586.7277..&..202.224.6665 Johnny Isakson (GA) 770.661.0999..&..202.224.3643 Orrin Hatch (UT) 801.524.4380..&..202.224.5251 Richard Burr (NC) 336.631.5125..&..202.224.3154..&.. 910.251.1058..&..828.350.2437 Michael Enzi (WY) 202.224.3424 Dr. Bill Cassidy (LA) 202.224.5824 Pat Roberts (KS) 202.224.4774 Tim Scott (SC) 202.224.6121 Rand Paul (KY) 202.224.4343
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“im getting old” starter pack
“this is way too sweet”
“they’re remaking that movie already????”
“my back hurts”
“wait, people get mad about that now?”
“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
“hold on let me check my calendar first”
**turns on the radio** [groans]
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betterthanbowie · 7 years
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Artist’s site
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