15 ways to (subtly) talk to your crush and get them to fall in love with you, not clickbait
Drug them
kick dirt in their food
try to drown them in a lake
watch your brother murder your whole family as a conversation starter
tie them to a chair while holding a knife to their throat and threatening them
curse them to do whatever you say
trick them into being king and secretly control the throne through them(see #6)
ask them to seduce their ex(they will kiss you 100% with this one)
kill their brother
ask them to marry you but like not in a weird way
exile them
Impersonate your twin sister
get turned into a snake
write them letters but don’t send them
kill them
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— The Wicked King, annotated by Holly Black
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