better-than-yaman
This Was A Mistake
Newt told me not to, yet here I am(he/him)SFX nerd, Young Justice Fanboy, absolute fool.. I occasionally talk through worldbuilding stuff here, please don’t mind the messGarlic bread enthusiast ❤️♠️
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honestly the green brothers have spent the majority of their online careers doing more in the name of actual, tangible charity and educational access than pretty much any other internet personality i can think of and yet a large portion of this website chooses to instead focus on winning the Bitter Fuck contest about cringe things they said on tumblr 10 years ago
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Once there was a farmer who was very protective of his three daughters.
One day, the three daughters told the farmer that they were all going on a date. So, the farmer, being the protective father he was, grabbed his shotgun and walked outside. Suddenly, a car pulled in, and a man stepped out it. He went up to the farmer and said:
“Hello, my name is Freddy, I am here for Betty. We’re going for spaghetti. Is she ready?”
The farmer called for Betty, the first daughter, and she came. The man and Betty then got into the car and drove off. About 30 seconds later, the second car pulled in. Another man stepped out of it and went up to the farmer.
“Hello, my name is Joe. I am here for Flo. Is she good to go?”
The farmer called for Flo, the second daughter, and the man lead her into the car and then went inside the car as well. They drove off.
Another 30 seconds passed, and the third and final car pulled in. A man stepped out it and approached the farmer.
“Hello, my name is Chuck, I am here for-“ The farmer shot him.
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most annoying thing about researching combinatorial game theory is how every paper on the subject ends with "BUT HEY,
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me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?
the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?
me: oh... so you saw that... :(
the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.
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Once I’ve finished pondering my orb
I begin orbiting my pond
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This is the character for "animal" in Toki Pona's Sitelen Pona script. It's called "soweli" and pronounced /'soweli/ (IPA)
Just look at the lil guy
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(having mildly hard time drawing) i hate doing this shit i’m never doing it again (having mildly fun time drawing) i love this shit it’s what i was born to do (having mildly hard time drawing) i hate this shi
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mutual enables boop feature? i boop them. someone boops me? i boop them. mutual reblogs a boop-related post? boop. i see a particularly good post? boop. i feel like it? boop.
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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Futzing around in blender
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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no hate to laufey she’s fine as an artist but she’s like the harry styles for coquette hopeless romantic gay girls bc all these girls are like “wow i believe in kindness and love and bows and being a girls girl” and then they are some of the nastiest meanest people you’ve ever met
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when booktokkies say publishers should start listing tropes on book covers like "enemies to lovers" "black cat golden retriever" "love triangle" "he falls first" I have to laugh these people approach reading as something that must be sexually gratifying to them the only other form of media labeled so specifically is pornography which is mostly fine but. oh my god just admit you don't care about storytelling
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disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.
moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.
and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)
if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.
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