A gentleman subscriber describes how he feels ready to face bra-less fully clothed denial, and feels confident that he will behave in a modest and appropriate way when granted this particular medium for his twice-daily self-pleasure. We're not going to lie: we're utterly unconvinced and were we not so determined to be kindly, his name would be posted up here for the Tumblr equivalent of being put naked in the stocks.

Instead we share this wonderfully ambiguous picture. For certain our model has eschewed a normal t-shirt bra, though whether she has some form of slip or bralette on we are not clear. Her breasts assume a very natural shape, implying their weight as much as their volume. And the folds of the t-shirt - or the slip beneath - deny any fuller reveal.

This - dear gentleman subscriber - is as good as it gets.