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bestnarutoduo · 3 months
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A fun little extra poll to finish this last poll!!!
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bestnarutoduo · 3 months
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Well, here we are!
A winner has been chosen for our ‘Most Ridiculous Jutsu’ poll and, well… ket’s be honest
Is this even a Jutsu?
The dog pissing on you jutsu?
Dog Pee jutsu?
So many jokes and i think most of them were made in the submission form XD
Congratulations to ‘Dynamic Marking’ aka the ‘Jutsu’ where Kiba has his dog piss on you.
Which brings up a good question. Is this an Inuzuka Clan special jutsu, or something Kiba and Akamaru came up with on their own?
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bestnarutoduo · 3 months
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Dynamic Marking
Dog pissing on you no-jutsu
Submitter cannot imagine how harrowing the emotional experience of getting pissed on mid fight is. Like losing is one thing, but…man 
It’s just a dog peeing on you
Sexy Harem/Reverse Harem Jutsu
Naruto’s seemingly stupid OG Jutsu coming in clutch against the final villain
Ridiculous that it worked but who can blame her really?
Ridiculous that Naruto thought of it in such a serious situation
Ridiculous that Sasuke actually agreed to try it
Ridiculous we got robbed by clouds!
Hot naked man jutsu that actually works on people???
Normal Sexy No-jutsu is just a girl version of Naruto, but this is a variety of different men. Naruto, darking, the closet is GLASS
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Dynamic Marking
Dog pissing on you no-jutsu
Submitter cannot imagine how harrowing the emotional experience of getting pissed on mid fight is. Like losing is one thing, but…man 
It’s just a dog peeing on you
Sexy Harem/Reverse Harem Jutsu
Naruto’s seemingly stupid OG Jutsu coming in clutch against the final villain
Ridiculous that it worked but who can blame her really?
Ridiculous that Naruto thought of it in such a serious situation
Ridiculous that Sasuke actually agreed to try it
Ridiculous we got robbed by clouds!
Hot naked man jutsu that actually works on people???
Normal Sexy No-jutsu is just a girl version of Naruto, but this is a variety of different men. Naruto, darking, the closet is GLASS
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bestnarutoduo · 3 months
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So… am i late? Yes. I apologize.
I’m completly disorganized for the rest of this month while i try to finish my final essay. However, i’m here now!
Honestly with how many orochimaru Jutsu’s there were in this poll i’m surprised none of them made it into the final. I get it, but still a little surprised
The Final round will be posted Tomorrow at 10am.
Finals
Dynamic Marking Vs Sexy Harem/Reverse Harem Jutsu
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bestnarutoduo · 3 months
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Sexy Harem/Reverse Harem Jutsu
Naruto’s seemingly stupid OG Jutsu coming in clutch against the final villain
Ridiculous that it worked but who can blame her really?
Ridiculous that Naruto thought of it in such a serious situation
Ridiculous that Sasuke actually agreed to try it
Ridiculous we got robbed by clouds!
Hot naked man jutsu that actually works on people???
Normal Sexy No-jutsu is just a girl version of Naruto, but this is a variety of different men. Naruto, darking, the closet is GLASS
Iburi Clan Kekkei Genkai
Why is it like that?
Why does it kill them in wind?
Why can’t they turn it off?
Nothing else works like that
WHY???
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bestnarutoduo · 3 months
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Dynamic Marking
Dog pissing on you no-jutsu
Submitter cannot imagine how harrowing the emotional experience of getting pissed on mid fight is. Like losing is one thing, but…man 
It’s just a dog peeing on you
Body Replacement Technique: Orochimaru Version
What the heck Orochimaru? 
So gross
He can regenerate!? 
Heal every wound!
But he also litterally has to vomit out of his own body to do it
How did he think of this technique (snake summons???***)
Seem’s to have a thing for vomiting things up (snakes, sword)
Submitter wishes they could have seen Jiraiya and Tsunade’s reactions to seeing this shit
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Sexy Harem/Reverse Harem Jutsu
Naruto’s seemingly stupid OG Jutsu coming in clutch against the final villain
Ridiculous that it worked but who can blame her really?
Ridiculous that Naruto thought of it in such a serious situation
Ridiculous that Sasuke actually agreed to try it
Ridiculous we got robbed by clouds!
Hot naked man jutsu that actually works on people???
Normal Sexy No-jutsu is just a girl version of Naruto, but this is a variety of different men. Naruto, darking, the closet is GLASS
Iburi Clan Kekkei Genkai
Why is it like that?
Why does it kill them in wind?
Why can’t they turn it off?
Nothing else works like that
WHY???
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Dynamic Marking
Dog pissing on you no-jutsu
Submitter cannot imagine how harrowing the emotional experience of getting pissed on mid fight is. Like losing is one thing, but…man 
It’s just a dog peeing on you
Body Replacement Technique: Orochimaru Version
What the heck Orochimaru? 
So gross
He can regenerate!? 
Heal every wound!
But he also litterally has to vomit out of his own body to do it
How did he think of this technique (snake summons???***)
Seem’s to have a thing for vomiting things up (snakes, sword)
Submitter wishes they could have seen Jiraiya and Tsunade’s reactions to seeing this shit
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bestnarutoduo · 3 months
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Semi Finals are here and i’m somehow not surprised by the four ridiculous Jutsu’s we have left.
The Semi-finals will begin Thursday at 10am MST (since i’m so late posting this)
Did your submission make it this far? If not, which one are you voting for to make it to the finals?
Semi Finals
Poll One: Dynamic Marking Vs Body Replacement Technique - Orochimaru Style
Poll Two: Sexy Harem/Reverse Harem Jutsu Vs Iburi Clan Kekkei Genkai
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bestnarutoduo · 3 months
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Sorry for the late posting. My brain is in survival mode because of the sheer cold right now 😅😅😅
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Iburi Clan Kekkei Genkai
Why is it like that?
Why does it kill them in wind?
Why can’t they turn it off?
Nothing else works like that
WHY???
Planetary Devidtation
IT MAKES A GODDAMN BLACKHOLE
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bestnarutoduo · 3 months
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Izanagi
IT REWRITES REALITY
Reverse Harem/Sexy Harem Jutsu
Naruto’s seemingly stupid OG Jutsu coming in clutch against the final villain
Ridiculous that it worked but who can blame her really?
Ridiculous that Naruto thought of it in such a serious situation
Ridiculous that Sasuke actually agreed to try it
Ridiculous we got robbed by clouds!
Hot naked man jutsu that actually works on people???
Normal Sexy No-jutsu is just a girl version of Naruto, but this is a variety of different men. Naruto, darking, the closet is GLASS
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Body Replacement Technique: Orochimaru Edition
What the heck Orochimaru?
So gross
He can regenerate!?
Heal every wound!
But he also litterally has to vomit out of his own body to do it
How did he think of this technique (snake summons???***)
Seem’s to have a thing for vomiting things up (snakes, sword)
Submitter wishes they could have seen Jiraiya and Tsunade’s reactions to seeing this shit
Tengai Shinsei
The name in english is insane
The jutsu madara used to summon not one, but TWO meteors on the allied shinobi forces.
Insane jutsu
Bro just drops meteors on people whenever he wants
Does he pull them from space? Take the material from somewhere on on earth and form it int he sky and then drop it? Does it just materialize?
What’s going on with this jutsu???
Dude can just do the cretaceous-tertiary mass extinction event whenever he wants
WHERE DID HE LEARN THIS?
WHO INVENTED THIS?
WHO THOUGHT ‘Oh i know what will be awesome, a jutsu that drops meteors on people!’
Sasuke out here fighting dinosaurs in boruto, meanwhile Madara is the one who friggen killed them all
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bestnarutoduo · 3 months
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Orochimaru’s Stretch
Ridiculous.
The image left behind in the mind is never going to not be ridiculous
Dynamic Marking
Dog pissing on you no-jutsu
Submitter cannot imagine how harrowing the emotional experience of getting pissed on mid fight is. Like losing is one thing, but…man
It’s just a dog peeing on you
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bestnarutoduo · 4 months
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Round two is complete (and i’m a day late posting this but shhh. I’m barely surviving the cold right now) and here we have our next round!
I will admit, i thought the Sexy No-Jutsu would make it further with how many submissions i got for it, but i am intrigued as well as surprised by the results.
The Next round will begin on Monday at 10am MST
Round Three
Poll one: Orochimaru’s Stretch Vs Dynamic Marking
Poll Two: Body Replacement Technique: Orochimaru Style Vs Tengai Shinsei
Poll Three: Izanagi Vs Sexy Harem/Reverse Harem
Poll Four: Iburi Clan Kekkei Genkai Vs Planetary Devastation
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Planetary Devastation
IT MAKES A GODDAMN BLACKHOLE
Double Headed Wolf Transformation
Buddy literally became a fury
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