bespectacled-grackle
please, I beg of you, let me fucking sleep
call me Grackle/Green • permanently clueless; if you put drama I'm unaware of on my dash I may ask you what tf happened • I'm an adult but only by the letter of the law • he/fae pronouns ig • an autistic and chronically ill mess • taking 18 credit semesters for the rest of my life • anything I make thats not a shitpost goes to @natural-harmonic • check out my tag #to avoid later
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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.
Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.
I feel like I’ll never catch up.
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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.
he looks so confident
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day 84 request Joltik
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#OHHHHH MY GOD#OUOUOUOUOOUUUU ITS A BABYYYYYYYYYYY#ITS SO FLUFFY AND CUTE AND LOOKING AT YOU WITH THOSE BIG OL EYES#AMAZING ART OP THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US WITH THIS
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Because folks liked my latest pigeon comic so much, here's another pigeon piece!
I made this a couple years ago for a sadly now defunct publication called Pipe Wrench. I hope this piece helps spread more pigeon love.
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artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it
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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?
Take a 2 minute break and read this:
Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.
You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.
Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..
Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.
How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.
1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.
2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment
3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.
4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.
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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
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“For The Plot,” I whisper, deleting a rad detail that no longer works as tears fall from my eyes
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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting
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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?
10-15 years in prism.
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cool kids with licenses:
#i dont have a license but i got pulled over while driving w a permit#the cop. he thought i was drunk. i was just nervous and shaking like a leaf#all over the (EMPTY) road#he pulled out of a driveway and threw on the lights#i pulled over terrified sixteen ready to have a panic attack#he apologized profusely#we all survived and my mom got me ice cream after
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