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So I saw this popular post floating around amid the Watcher drama-
-and here is my response to that with some iconic Watcher quotes:
Shane: "What's the deal with cousins?" - in TMS season 3
Ryan: "Hey dipshit, are you scared?" - in TMS season 3
Steven: "What's the trauma version of nostalgia?" Shane: "Trauma?" - in Pod Watcher ep 5 (aka the glorious Nose Soap Apple ep)
Shane: "I don't like people to acknowledge me as a human being." - in Are You Scared of Working Out
Ryan: "Class dismissed, you little blue ball sack." - in Puppet History's The Dreadful Demise of the Dinosaurs
Steven: "Who cares, man!" - in Making Watcher ep 4
Shane: "As soon as there's an element of competition, my brain just quits" - in Weird Wonderful World Roller Derby ep
Ryan: "You killed me!" Shane: " You're dead?" Ryan: "Yeah, because you asked for a blowjob." - in Survival Mode Demonologist
Steven: "Oh, I can't process the world right now." - Steven Eats Through Korea for 24 Hours Straight
Bonus one from the Patreon because I think about this moment at least once a day:
*answering the question on when would a gen z bark* Sam: "during doggy style?" Shane in disapproving dad voice: "Sam!"
and that is just a few quotes that I think about or quote from time to time. If you have a favorite quote and want to add to this post to out-ratio the original blogger- go for it!
Now my little rant that I've been trying to keep in but imma just add it here: it seems that most of the haters throwing out nasty comments seem to be old BFU fans who only watch Ghost Files and can not let go of the past and realize that BFU has been over for almost 3 years now. Guess what?
It's.
Never.
Coming.
Back.
It's totally ok to miss and grieve the loss of something you love, but continuously comparing Watcher to just BFU is tiring. Watcher is so much more than BFU, and if you guys would just simply read Watcher's company motto then you would know that.
So how about instead of living in 2018, you come and join us in 2024 and recognize that Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara, and especially Steven Lim are still fucking hilarious alongside the wonderful team at Watcher.
ps: I decided to use a screenshot and cut out the name instead of reblogging the op's post because I simply do not want to give them any more attention.
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Ok watcher tumblr calmed down back to regular ryan bergara thirstposting
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top 5 cranberry beatdown
requested by @jupitersspot 🫶
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ok, Steven lim in that too many spirits Christmas episode with the funny sweaters where Steven fully body slams cranberry juice to the fucking floor :)
(gif request)
EXCELLENT REQUEST! coming right up 🥰🫶
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my laptop still has boop feature 🥺
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might make some gifs tonight pls don’t hold ur breath tho (any requests?)
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Best photo I got tonight 😂
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you know what, i take it back. how can you hate on the walkie talkies bit on ghost files when it gave us shane saying 'congratulations darling' to ryan? are you insane .
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reblog if you'd go on a roadtrip with your pfp
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Shane: In real life - I don't - you know, I want - I want to hype him up and make sure he's feeling good, you know, but when we're in a haunted location, I want him to be as freaked out as possible. I want those eyes bulging.
Ryan: They are, they - yeah.
Shane: He's a bulger.
Ryan: They were. They were bulgin'. My balls were bulging.
Shane: [laughs] Eyeballs.
Ryan: Correct.
Ryan & Shane Talk The Future of Ghost Files & Watcher Streaming Platform Apr 25, 2024
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if aaron dessner was a frog i'd carry him in my shirt pocket and buy him a little top hat so he can accompany me on long walks in the nature
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My favourite underrated moment from ghost files live last night was right at the start of the Q&A shane whipped out his chapstick and I heard someone behind me murmur "burts bees" to themself
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absolutely cackling over someone saying watcher doesnt hire women or poc 😭 u have got to be kidding me
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Despite, well, everything - I am still really excited about the new content. I want to see what it looks like when they don't have to change it for sponsors or youtube. I hope it gets a lot more unhinged. I hope it will be a lot more creatively fulfilling for them. I hope they have success with WatcherTV. I really hope things will turn out okay.
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