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bergamot742 · 22 days
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im a proud "ive never used chat gpt" user btw
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bergamot742 · 22 days
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bergamot742 · 2 months
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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bergamot742 · 3 months
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hold on a second man…
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bergamot742 · 3 months
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the usa shouldn’t be the political and economic focal point of the entire fucking planet, actually
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bergamot742 · 3 months
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“The Pyramid Guy from the opening credits literally has no significance to the show and never will. He’s just a generic image made to look mythological or spooky like most things in the intro.”
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bergamot742 · 3 months
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I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.
I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.
At least give me a fucking transcript.
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bergamot742 · 3 months
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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bergamot742 · 3 months
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WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive
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bergamot742 · 3 months
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this is how the movie went right
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bergamot742 · 3 months
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"You take everything so literally!" Ah, yes. I suppose it would be much simpler if I just assumed that everything anyone says has an implied backended double-meaning, like I'm the Alice in a wonderland entirely populated by passive-agressive hookah-smoking caterpillars. That would be far less stressful for all parties
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bergamot742 · 4 months
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i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls
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bergamot742 · 4 months
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bergamot742 · 4 months
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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bergamot742 · 4 months
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god didn’t give me a penis because he knew it would get hard every time i see stars against the blue of the night sky
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bergamot742 · 6 months
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Some skinny pretty white girl needs to post a tiktok like "Come with me to get a library card 💞💞" and record herself going to the library and filling out the application and etc and it needs to go viral so people start going to the library
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bergamot742 · 6 months
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ever since i learned about ghost buildings i haven't been able to stop thinking about them
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