[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

PADME AMIDALA costume appreciation: ▶ The Phantom Menace [1/9] (costume design by Trisha Biggar)

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

Snow babies

Currently watching the fourth adaptation of Dix pour cent and it's an absolute trip for me to see how each country spins the original. It's giving real life fanfic AU. I love it.

cal please chill out, you're making it hard to teach

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

This is how he waits for the cavalry to arrive whenever he gets caught/trapped on a mission

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

Jedi are so wizard!!!

✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama

obi-wan kenobi | part iii

tumblr text posts + obi wan & anakin edition

Brendan Fraser in George of the Jungle (1997)

BONUS:

“By the usual measures, Biden should be cruising to reëlection. Violent crime has dropped to nearly a fifty-year low, unemployment is below four per cent, and in January the S. & P. 500 and the Dow hit record highs. More Americans than ever have health insurance, and the country is producing more energy than at any previous moment in its history. His opponent, who is facing ninety-one criminal counts, has suggested that if he is elected he will fire as many as fifty thousand civil servants and replace them with loyalists, deputize the National Guard as a mass-deportation force, and root out what he calls “the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country.””

— Joe Biden’s Last Campaign

Palpatine: My boy, Master Kenobi is lying to you!

Anakin: ?...yeah? He does that? Lying is Obi-Wan's favourite sport. Bant told me that he was dropped on his head by Master Qui-Gon when he was a child and Master Qui-Gon was really tall, so the fall shook loose some things in his brain and now Obi-Wan is allergic to giving straight answers. It took me 3 years to figure out his favourite colour. and his birthday. 5 to figure out that he's allergic to shellfish. I once told a restaurant that Obi-Wan can't have shrimp and he told me to "stop giving information to the enemy". I've made a game of it really.

Palpatine: *muttering under his breath* ok try using shrimp next time

Anakin: what?

Palpatine: Nothing!