no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

please, call me duncan

mr donuts is my father

me when im coming at you

When you roll a nat 20 dexterity save against an attack:

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being a fan of lotr but not doing the extending reading means seeing a post about lore and tossing a coin on whether it’s fake or not

someone please stop me from naming my wizard d&d character allie kazam

How many of spouses must be present at wedding for marriage to be valid.

Create a cosmic level enemy whose attack damages the players, not just on a surface level, but “on all layers of reality” If it successfully hits a character, just punch that character’s player in the face IRL.

Dumbo may have gotten bad reviews as a movie, but it got great reviews as a way to artificially extend the copyright of a nearly 80-year-old property, which is the whole point of the Disney remakes.

How do you catch a hawk?!