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behappey · 2 years

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A friend of mine is a big fan of your blog and he’s shown me a lot of the stuff here. If I have to cop to a label I’d say I’m pansexual or bi or whatever. I’ve had more sex with dudes than girls. (Girls freak out when they see my dick) The only holes I’ve ever fucked has been ass and the guys I’ve fucked can’t take the entire thing. I’ve never gotten the entire thing inside anyone, asshole or throat. BUT guys are at least willing to try it. So I take what I can get. Do I still like girls? Oh yeah. But so far dudes are the only ones who will hook up with me. So I’ll take what I can get. So anyway, I decided I’d submit after what happened yesterday. The short version is I applied to be a lifeguard at the pool near me. I’m 19 and needed summer work. Went through all the hoops and got hired. Only I have a probationary period where I have to basically shadow another lifeguard. Two of the guys who work there wear red speedos and they’ve got nice sized dicks. Big bulges. One of them is built as fuck and his speedos are completely undersized but he wears them anyway. Even though his junk barely stays put I knew I wouldn’t be able to wear speedos as i can’t wear them anyway unless I want people staring at my third leg! The subject of my cock never came up in the lead up to this. So since I knew it could be an issue when they told me what kind of swimwear I could get I told them I’d wear trunks. I guess all the way up to yesterday no one ever really noticed my dick. I swim there a lot and always wear knee length trunks. I don’t keep my cock inside the liner on those but if I let them ride really low on my hips the head of my cock only slips out from time to time and no one has ever noticed it. My first day in (yesterday) I wore the trunks they told me to buy. They come down just past my balls and have a stretch red liner in them. Since I’m 10 ½ inches soft the liner causes my cock to roll over to the side which makes it bulge huge. When I took my cock and put it back between my legs the bulge vanishes. The only problem with that is, when I walk or move around it slips out of the liner and falls down and the lower half hangs out of the trunks. The only way it doesn’t fall out when I put it back between my legs is if I push it back with one hand then reach back with my other hand and pull my cock up between my buttcheeks and jam the head up against my asshole. Then I have to clench my butt to hold it there. There’s no way I’d be able to keep my butt clenched during my entire time there. One wrong move and I’d fall completely out of the trunks. If I had longer trunks it could help but the trunks aren’t long enough the lower half of my cock hangs out about 4 inches or so.

So I’m all jammed into the liner as much as possible and before I could even go out and assist my training lead the boss stopped me to ask me what was going on in my trunks. He thought I was stuffing something in them. I told him I wasn’t, I told him that it was my dick. He laughed and said yeah right and told me to take out whatever I’d put in my trunks. I told him again, dude that’s my dick. He looked at me and was like well until you take that out of your shorts, you’re not going out there. So I just pulled my cock out and his eyes practically popped out of their sockets. He stuttered and stared at it and rubbed his forehead and said, those trunks won’t work. When I said I I’d been swimming there for a while and no one noticed because I wear longer trunks that reach my knees he said longer trunks wouldn’t work either because I need to have full leg mobility in emergency situations and long trunks can be too constricting for the kind of swimming a lifeguard does. He said that he didn’t think they would be able to have me work as a lifeguard because of how big my dick. When i told him that was bogus he told me that if I wanted too I could try wearing compression shorts under my trunks. So today I went and bought a pair, sized extra small and put them on and did my best to fold my cock to the side and then put my trunks on and he said my dick was still too visible. So I was told I would only be able to work the concession area behind the counter. The pay is less and that’s boring as fuck. I’m pissed. I can’t claim discrimination though because they didn’t fire me they just won’t let me be out from behind a window at the concessions. What pisses me off is one of the lifeguards is in speedos that barely pull up over the base of his dick. If he didn’t shave his pubes (he’s totally bald down there) they’d be showing. When he’s sitting on his chair he always has side-ball showing on either side and no one says anything. You can see the outline of the head of his dick and the big vein on the top of the shaft. He’s the one I mentioned that is built as fuck, has an amazing body. I’m convinced that if I was a muscle jock they wouldn’t care about my dick. So anyway, I’m at home now still trying to find some summer work that won’t have an issue with my having a big dick. I took a pic of my dick with my sisters hairspray can that’s 11 inches long to show how big I am when I get hard. Fully hard I’m about 12 ½ inches long. My cock doesn’t stand up when I’m hard though. It just sort of sticks out straight in front of me. So yeah that’s my story. ____________ Sweet baby cheeses!!!! Dude! BRO! THAT is a MONSTER COCK! I mean, what the hell! Forget working as a lifeguard! You could go into porn with that cock! I get that porn may not be something you want to do though. I think it’s bullshit that they won’t let you wear longer swim trunks. What if you split them up the sides, so you’d have more flexibility? It’d keep your cock covered but still allow full movement? Wouldn’t it? I say don’t give up on this yet. I say go back to swim like anyone else and take pics of the lifeguard with his junk falling out and then tell them afterwards that if they’ll allow Mr. Hardbody to sit out there with his goodies all on display that they can’t give you any grief. Thanks for the submission, I hope we hear from you soon! I’m filing this one under Big Dick Problems. I’m not hung small by any means but I’m no foot long swinger and I can’t even begin to imagine what a hassle that much cock would be in daily life. Reblog, like and share if you agree.

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behappey · 2 years

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