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plural culture is asking a roommate "Do I have autism" and hearing like SEVEN different people say "Yes" from co-con
like dhskgfkjhf when did literally all of you get up here /silly
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daily reminders
no human being is 100% happy 100% of the time
being a person is extraordinarily difficult even in the best of times
this is not the best of times
someone is grateful you exist (don't argue, it's true)
a bad day does not predict a bad existence
it's gonna be okay
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dimple says cyberbullying is okay and in fact encouraged
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plural culture is "man that was a weird dream that I know a lot more about after waking up for some reason, I'm sure it's nothing though" while the <-clueless arrow appears next to you
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Plural culture is having that one guy whose name is a front trigger and he almosg Always pops in whenever he’s mentioned (i am that guy) -🔒🦅
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I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”
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government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program
hell fucking world
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psychotic plural with ocd culture is playing the game of "was that my own thought, a headmate, a hallucination, or an intrusive thought?"
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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As promised. The entirety of the fitness gram pacer test copypasta! i highly recommend you send it vertically so it all is in one nice neat script. viewed very well on mobile.
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Sigh.
#if i didnt have to rush to make a room quota i wouldve stayed in housekeeping#i worked a month @ a hotel a year ago and my back has not been the same since#theres so many jobs id love to do if only they were sustainable
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Plural culture is randomly having your own home feeling unfamiliar to you
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disordered plural culture is being suddenly very very depressed but it lasts like, 3 minutes and then back to regular and not remembering why you were suicidal just feeling that you were
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