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Just rewatched Gravity Galls for the 3rd time and like for all the Ford lovers (me included dw) a fanfic where Mr. Food pill inhaler meets a reader who loves making food. Like yall see the vision right??? Idk maybe bro learns to enjoy life and take time for himself or wtv. Anyways im gonna go back to being dead 😜
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how can people say stsg isn’t canon when actual official art shows gojo about to gleefully slap geto’s cheeks so hard he sends him flying into space
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More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:
HES SEVENTEEN
He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.
He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.
Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.
He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)
Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.
If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.
He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.
He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.
He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.
The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.
He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.
Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.
Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.
He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.
He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.
He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.
HES SEVENTEEN.
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Just an excuse to draw him with that outfit brrrrr
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𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 — 𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢 𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨 ♡
when your family finds out about the romance between you and the stable boy, they arrange a marriage with the wealthy earl, nanami kento.
overall contents. fem!reader, sfw & nsfw, arranged marriage, eventual romance, regency era (1800s) au, slow burn, resentment to love, mutual pining, complicated relationships, historical inaccuracies, nobility, some angst, more tba —
notes. this is the fic that won the wip poll, and i am so so very excited to share it !! <3 since i'm already working on a long fic, i decided to break this up into a series. be sure to read contents for each part for more specific warnings!
♕ of broken hearts. after you find about the marriage arranged between you and nanami kento, you have to find a way to break the news to your lover. coming february 27
♕ the earl. you remember nanami from the balls you attended in your youth; he's just as unapproachable as he was then.
♕ guilded promises. despite his seriousness, nanami is far more agreeable than you'd anticipated.
♕ novelties. in his attempt to make you feel more at home, kento shows you his favorite room in the estate.
♕ a night at the opera. though you often feel like a nuisance to the busy man, he proves himself to be a good listener.
♕ liaisons. weeks have passed without a word, but satoru finally meets your husband.
♕ rose petals. over a cup of afternoon tea in the garden, you realize something that you hadn't before.
♕ scarlet opulence. your first ball with kento as his wife feels like the first time you've seen him clearly.
♕ portrait of a gentleman. kento admits he doesn't like the way other men look at you.
♕ confessions. a fight with kento leads to words that you'd been too shy to share.
♕ luxury of affections. somehow, you failed to see how lucky you were, to have met nanami kento at all.
— reblogs appreciated & thank you for reading. more parts may be added, but this is all i have planned for now!
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Good morning. This might be my last message from the city of Rafah. The occupation [Israel] is carrying out crazy fire. Violent belts. As you’re hearing, there are helicopters. Planes and gunfire from the vehicles. There’s a complete invasion of the city.
We don’t know what is going on in Rafah. The place that the occupation [Israel] claimed to be safe. This is happening all of a sudden; the people didn’t go out. They didn’t do anything. More than thirty targets were hit in just minutes. People were asleep. We woke up to the bombing, to the shooting from the helicopters. It was horrifying. Unacceptable.
This might be my last message. Please relay it to the world.
— Hazem, journalist residing in Rafah; 02.11.2024
Rafah was Palestinians’ very last safe zone. There is quite literally nowhere else left to go. And now it’s being bombed with airstrike after airstrike.
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nex benedict was an indigenous non binary kid who was beaten to death in the girls bathroom at their school. the school forced them to use the girls room and they still got fucking killed.
their school didnt even call 911 when they were dizzy and bruised and bleeding after being assaulted by three older girls and having their head slammed on the tile floor. they were suspended for two weeks. they died from the head injuries 24 hours later.
NEX WAS SIXTEEN. SIXTEEN. THEY LIKED MINECRAFT AND ARK SURVIVAL EVOLVED AND THEIR CAT ZEUS.
THEY WERE A CHILD.
THEY WERE TOLD TO COMPLY TO THE RULES ABOUT BATHROOMS AND THEY DID AND THEY WERE STILL BEATEN TO DEATH. BECAUSE IT HAS NEVER BEEN ABOUT BATHROOMS AND BIOLOGICAL SEX. IT IS ABOUT SILENCING AND ENDING US.
trans kids are not safe anywhere. terfs and transphobic influencers teach children to hate their peers and people DIE. i hope terfs know that they are the reason people die. nex's blood, and the blood of thousands of trans kids who have been killed, abused, and ended their own lives, are on your hands.
im disgusted and depressed and scared
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some of yall are too damn old to be writing smut about 15 year old megumi and itadori ? like why are you 20+ imagining a minor touching you .. "thinking about overstimulating megumi" think about the prison cell your ass needs to sit in.
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I’ve talked about Hassian enough (lie) let’s shift towards my other baby daddy RETH. I had this thought while flirting with Reth earlier. So like yk how one of his daily flirts is like him asking player to give him a cheesy pickup line and how one of the options is to just straight up call him cute? So today I was feeling bold and I choose that one and it just felt familiar yk??? Like woah talk about Deja Vu.
So like 5 seconds later IT CLICKS. RETH IS EXACTLY LIKE LOUIS FROM TWDG. I WAS THINKING OF THE PIANO SCENE. THEY ARE LITERALLY THE SAME GUYYYYY. IYKYK!!!!!!
Sigh… I miss Clem. Anyways I have some romancing to do
#palia game#palia mmo#palia#palia auni#palia reth#palia jel#play palia#twdg s4#The walking dead game#telltale the walking dead
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