So I was watching a video on ptarmigans and it was mentioned that they dig burrows in the snow for shelter and protection. Which, cool! Burrowing bird! Then they showed this picture and

It's perfect

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

I mean, the Unabomber was onto something. He was an environmentalist and he had a plan to reduce emissions. The bombs were bad or whatever but let's not dismiss him out of hand.

i think we can dismiss him actually

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

they call me George on account of my W Bush

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

I kept seeing people putting "Live Ven Reaction" in the tags of that post of him floating around in their dreams, and it was too funny not to do something with

philas sketches

(he/him)

Mood

Silly

There was a pool 🏊‍♂️ for skeletens 💀 only.

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

anyhoo