So I heard you were simping for general corvich.

What are you a homosexual?

A person with attachment issues?

I now feel brave enough to answer this ask... it has taken me many moons to say this with my full chest... and to answer both questions I say....

Only partly.

i was told to say hello to you. so. hello.

kofi request: "louie from pikmin eating a really big burger (he is about the size of a quarter so any burger is really big)"

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

you've been told all your childhood that it's rude to interrupt. and now you have grown up and speak only when there is a pause in the conversation. but suddenly you understand that neurotypicals are all interrupting each other and this is quite normal. but you are already used to not interrupting and waiting for a pause in the conversation and do not understand how to normally maintain a conversation in order to talk, but at the same time not to seem rude

he about to find out what happens if the entire government suddenly dies of natural causes

in unrelated news, the earth will soon be available for purchase on ebay

Season 3 | Episode 3 | Transwarped part 3

my old character. part of her deal is she's an unchill gal that highkey gives a fuck

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

Im so fucking sick of writing essays

god you look at any fashionable fat person comments and it’s like so rancid.. people always talking about how they dont want to see our fat stomachs hanging out or rolls and its like. okay maybe for you and your shitty taste. me? when i see a fat person with their belly hanging out of a crop top i get on my knees and thank god for this gift

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?