After years of procrastination, inspiration and intimidation from you to make me do it - I have finally created some new Daniel Howell merch! And yes of course, it is all black.
Eclipse T-shirt
The classic. What was originally the icon I never changed for years, I now look at from a new perspective - a monochrome print of the sun being eclipsed? It’s just so metaphorically me. This comes as a collaboration with the original designers ‘New Love Club’!
Eclipse Sweatshirt
The classic, but cozier.
Don’t Talk To Me Longsleeve
Let the world know how you feel about human interaction before it happens. With an upside-down smile on the front which can be intended as sarcastically as you want. Style and a public service.
Don’t Talk To Me Cap
A cap to block the sun and social interaction.
Patches Backpack
If you asked Dan at school to express himself in the form of a bag, this would appear. A collab with the awesome Spiral featuring secret pockets, headphone holes and most importantly - a laptop sleeve.
Black Flower Crown
For when you want to be soft, but still soulless. A flower crown entirely of black roses ready to wear to an afternoon in the cemetery, or your rival’s funeral.
I hope you like the site and the style and my friends that helped to model for the humans that don’t look like 6"3 nerds. I’m starting off with just a few simple things for now, but I hope you agree, they are authentically me.
See you later intimidators.
- Dan
You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for....
Grandpa Friend™:
- almost always grumpy
- bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot
- “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?”
- often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”)
- too old for this shit (see above)
- totally not down with the youth
- bad back (and everything else hurts too)
- likes to complain
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