AND NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT, NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT

the editing team is fuckign crushing it this ep. the dramatic zoom on "17 HP" killed me

Help it just hit me but Kristen’s mum saying “wasn’t it special that you, helio’s chosen, brought back the day” BUT NAH BABE. FIG HAD THE FINISHING BLOW ON THE NIGHT YORB. FIG WHO MIGHT BECOME A PALADIN OF ANKARNA, A GODDESS OF DAy AND JUSTICE.

‼️‼️LIVE VULTURE REACTION‼️‼️

“Oisin was just manipulating Adaine!” “No Oisin’s not actually evil!”

Idk I think it’s funnier if he is evil and just also has a crush on her. Like yeah we’re trying to kill you but if you don’t die do you maybe wanna go out to dinner sometime

Okay Chosen One Kristen au where she STAYS, where she goes the buddy dawn path, where she's full repressed homosexuality Helio prophet

She sisterhood on my travelling pants till i intrepid heroes sisterhood of the travelling blue blockers

“average elmville high school has 3 faculty members die a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average elmville high school has 0 faculty members die per year. Aguefort Adventuring Academy, who killed 8 faculty members in three years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

guy who yells out “IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT” before letting out the gentlest, smallest scream you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life

Going back to thinking about Kristen running for president and how it’s the funniest option because she has no fucking reason to do it. Like everyone else aside from maybe gorgug would be a more logical choice for the bad kids to push. Adaine and Riz make sense coming from an academic standpoint, your typical pencil-pusher “i will genuinely try to improve the student body while padding my resume” president, while Fig and Fabian would make sense coming from a popularity standpoint where they fit better (theoretically at least) into the cool kid mold that might win a popularity contest.

but no. president Applebees with her trail of dead gods, who has never gotten more than one committed follower to her church, who does not have any semblance of the traits that would make sense for running for student body socially or academically. and the bad kids all went “yeah that makes sense, all hail president applebees 🫡”

i love when brennan talks and you can immediately tell that he loves words

the bad kids bingo

wHY are the rats showing HOLE??

Augefort really says fuck the try hards kill some monsters instead

Autophobia: an irrational, extreme fear of being alone

adaine "so actually you didn't get that you got a crit" abernant