You think you’re a better drunk driver than me?

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer sun, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how to optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock

GOKU COMIC #360 - your frembly neighborhood goku

Do you think there shouldn’t be a Jewish state at all? Not even in a different continent?

You might need to sit down for this one but ethnostates shoud not exist, regardless of what continent they might be on lmao

The existence of an ethnostate by default means the subjugation and violence committed against other groups of people and you cannot name anywhere, definitely not a continent, where a homogenous ethostate can be established without displacing the people already living there who are not part of the ethnic group.

The only way this can ever be achieved is through ethnic cleansing and you're literally asking me if I'm in favour of that and the answer is fuck no

Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast

i get it when people are like "liking obscure music doesn't make you a better person" but curiosity and curation and seeking new things out are good traits and it makes your life more interesting to have your own little things and the most fun you can ever have is creating a personal canon and defending it with your life

[sic] is my favorite editorial notation because of its inherent bitchiness.

the price of bagels in this country today is a disgrace. plain and simple. every day, hardworking americans are forced to shell out ungodly sums of money for the simple pleasure of lox and a schmear. and joe biden stays silent! you should be able to walk into any bagel shop in america and get a lox bagel for the price of a costco hot dog. that's my stance.